Cool toasts

Happy birthday. I wish that everything you wish comes true. I wish that the gifts amount to more rubles than the cost of the holiday.

They say that people don't always need advice, sometimes they just need a friendly hand of support. Sometimes you need an ear to listen to your problems and troubles, and sometimes you need a heart to understand and appreciate. So let's drink to all the other organs that are sometimes so needed. For example, for a friendly leg that will give a good kick at the right moment so that we can move on!

The other day I noticed that running really lifts my spirits. Sometimes you dress in a tracksuit, put on sneakers and run to the nearest kiosk for beer, and back even faster and so well. So let's drink to a good mood!

Let's drink to our desires being “shocked” by our immense possibilities. So that we can afford a lot!

I propose to drink to a beautiful part of the human body. Without her there are no adventures, without her it is impossible to have friendly feasts. She helps us with illnesses, taking care of all the procedures. Without her it would be impossible to love, and in general, very many things are impossible without her. So let's drink to... the butt! Because there’s no way without her!

May it be unspeakably good for us where we are constantly and often sent!

I would like to wish each of us a lot, a lot of money, so that our refrigerators and tables are bursting with abundance. And lots and lots of love, so that our beds are filled with love.

Friends, let's have a drink and pour some more! After all, as one wise granny used to say, it’s better to shoot and reload and shoot again than to shine a flashlight and ask: “Who’s there?”

One day a sage was asked: “O wisest one, tell me, how long do we need to wait for happiness?” To which the gray-haired old man replied with a sly smile: “If you wait, it will be a long time.” So let's drink to those who don't wait, but make their own happiness!

As we know, a person is the result of his own thoughts. What he thinks about is what he turns into. Therefore, it is recommended not to think about bad things at all, but to swim in the ocean of positive emotions. Let's drink so that your life is full of only bright, light and unforgettable moments, so that there is absolutely no room for sadness and sadness!

Let's drink to make our life resemble the life of a domestic cat - there will always be something to drink, something to snack on and someone to pet us.

Let's drink to the most decent, honest, modest and sensitive people! There are so few of us left!

Let's drink to life being just like a rainbow - bright, sunny and beautiful!

The girl was walking down the street in the evening and heard footsteps behind her. She looked back and saw a handsome guy. She looked back a second time and he was still following her. She decided it was worth the wait. She looked back for the third time - the boy was no longer there...
Let's drink to the public utility workers not to forget to close the hatches!

I wish each of us that our hearts will always be light. And our pockets were always tight. For prosperity!

May life be as sweet as honey, may your health be as strong as a bottle of good cognac, and may your love be as limitless as the horizon! Let's drink to the bottom.

One day, one small but very proud bird did not fly anywhere, but stayed at home and had a great time with its family. So let's drink to a strong rear and family well-being, which keep us from recklessness.

I want to drink to the fact that you have absolutely not enough time in your life: so that you don’t have time to be sad, upset and offended. So that minutes refuse to be wasted on negative events, counting only the positive. For your good mood.

Many men, when complaining about their women, often compare them to saws. I cannot completely agree with them and wish only one thing: let these saws be hand-held, and only saw off the dry and unnecessary from your tree of love! Here's to the lovely ladies!

I propose to drink to “her”! After all, without “her” our life will lose all its colors and become almost meaningless. And if “she” stops giving us her support, then we won’t be able to sit well with friends and enjoy Friday evening. For the liver!

In Feng Shui, the main thing is to rationally arrange your living space. Life properly organized according to Feng Shui: you keep money in the west, have a house in the south, own an oil well in the east and a gold mine in the north.
For a properly organized life!

They say that one day God came to the Garden of Eden to Adam and Eve and offered them a choice of two gifts. One is being able to write standing up and the other is being smart. Adam quickly snatched the first gift from God and ran through the garden, using his new abilities. Looking at him, God, exchanging glances with Eve, decided to give him the second gift. So let's drink to leadership! For the fact that the very first always gets the best!

Everyone knows the folk tale about the turnip. And everyone remembers that in the end it took the help of the weakest and smallest member of the team to pull the turnip out of the ground. So let's drink to our team, thanks to whose cohesion we will definitely have fun today!

Men often want to know what women think. But real sages believe that this desire is meaningless. Even if men learned to read women’s thoughts, they would not understand anything or would not believe what they understood.
Let’s drink to mutual understanding!

Some people see the glass as half empty, others as half full. We wish you to see it filled to the brim. And may your life be just as full of happiness, success, warmth, wealth, health and joy! Let's drink to optimism!

A birthday is a reason to get together, sip, have a snack and get weird. Today, family and friends have gathered at the table, glasses are filled with fragrant and expensive things, they are topped up with tasty, abundant and varied things, and the fun awaits intoxicating, crazy and unforgettable. We drink to the birthday boy who gathered us and organized the feast. Happy birthday!

Just as every plant needs watering, so every person needs friendship. And sometimes the plants are fertilized. So let's take the alcoholic fertilizer, my friends. I drink to our friendship.

Let's drink to stupidity, because it is because of it that we sometimes become participants in the most memorable episodes in our lives. It is nonsense that contributes the most to creating the warmest and most friendly atmosphere in any team. So let's drink to this integral trait of people, because this is exactly what distinguishes us from inanimate idols and robots!

A young man comes to the wizard and says: “Make me a penis so that it reaches the ground.” The magician thought for a long time and made his legs ten centimeters long. Let's empty our glasses to fantasy!

In youth, a person constantly lacks money for something, in maturity - time, and in older age - energy. Let's drink so that your desire always remains unchanged!

Let's drink so that we get drunk not from alcohol, but from the dizzying women who are next to us.

Laughter prolongs life, let's enjoy life, laugh, smile, let's not grumble, this causes wrinkles, let's not swear so that the heart doesn't hurt, let's not be offended. And just live positively and with optimism.

Once upon a time there lived a king. It was prophesied to him that the king's wife would give birth to a child by another. To prevent this, the wise king locked his wife in the tallest tower. But nine months later the woman gave birth to a child. Let's drink to Carlson, who lives on the roof!

Dear friends! I would like to wish us all that in the most difficult moments, when seemingly insoluble problems arise, we can always count on helping hands, and let one of them be our own, and the other our friends. Because they say that the Lord helps only those who do something themselves to solve their problems!

Everyone knows the story of the girl Masha and the bear with whom she became friends. If the bear had been more aggressive, it would not have been a children's cartoon, but a horror film. And if the girl had not been so reckless, then there would have been a drama about deep psychological trauma after an encounter with an animal. So let's drink to the happy coincidences that turn our lives into a fairy tale.

If I were Winnie the Pooh, I would never admit that there is sawdust in my head. After all, you can sing like this: If I’m scratching the back of my head, it’s not a problem. So it just got itchy. Yes Yes Yes! So let's drink to intelligence and optimism.

To the most beautiful, attractive, charming and witty - to us, guys!

Let us always be strong like lions, kind like cats, loyal like dogs, cunning like foxes, nimble like hares and cute like squirrels. So let's drink to that.

On this holiday, I would like to wish you something magical, fabulous. Carriages? No, it's inconvenient. Magic wand? No, it's too fabulous. There is one idea: I wish you a magic kick! Let the magic kick take you to your heights.

I would like stupidity not to excite, stupidity not to offend, and bad taste not to irritate. For equanimity!

I wish you not to get used to living without a penny, to driving on the Oka, to love without reciprocity and lotteries without winning. So, friends, here’s to wealth and luxury, pure, selfless love and crazy luck!

I would like to wish us all a light mood in life and an unbearable burden on our wallets.

I wish all of us to relax in the Maldives and travel around the world. Let there be an elite car in the garage, and the refrigerator is bursting with the most exquisite delicacies.

I wish you to relax at the best foreign resorts, drive a cool car and get everything out of life to the fullest. Let your refrigerator be filled with delicacies, and your bar filled with elite drinks.

We all know that alcohol is our enemy. Let us quickly destroy our enemy!

For life to be fun, varied and adventurous, but safe, this is the main thing! So let's drink to future new sensations in our lives!

I wish each of us to always have a thick wallet in our pocket, relax at expensive resorts and drive the latest model of a car. May all our wishes come true!

The reason varies. Some people drink to the health of the birthday boy, some to the New Year, some to the happiness of the newlyweds... And I want to toast to good weather and wonderful friends! And for such occasions to happen more often.

A glass to ensure that our life is not boring, but in full swing! The main thing is that this key does not turn out to be a wrench!

Let's drink to dreams and dreams coming true, working and resting a lot, and soul and body in any condition, returning home to family and friends.