Funny birthday greetings

I will not wish anything good, only the best: success in business, health in the family, a heart full of love, eyes glowing with happiness, new discoveries, the most pleasant emotions. May your whole life be a continuous holiday. Happy birthday!

I want to wish you a happy birthday! To wish you simple human happiness and unearthly love. Let money always unexpectedly attack you, and don’t even think about fighting back. Let your desires cry from your possibilities, and don’t rush to calm them down. Let your goals catch up with you, and let your dreams be stunned by your fantasies. I wish you to experience incredible uplifts and successes that will take your breath away.

Happy every day and let happy be your every day. I wish you a cool mood, constant drive and upward movement - towards your dreams, victories, laurels of fame, wishing stars. Let both today and in forty years your butt be drawn to adventures and great deeds.

Happy aging day... Oh, I mean, happy birthday. May your bones not ache, may the sand not fall from you, may funny jokes continue to delight you, may your soul fly high. Let your teeth not hurt from a delicious cake, and let all the candles on it be blown out by you on the first try. May you enjoy passionate, hot nights and incredibly happy days.

On this day, your little eyes saw the world, and your butt realized that incredible adventures awaited her. Happy Birthday to you! I wish you eternal pleasure from life, love and passion without faces, fewer problems and more money!

Happy Birthday! Don’t expect miracles, create miracles yourself: today, and tomorrow, and always. I wish you a life of joy, constant success and creativity every day. Let your heart beat in the rhythm of “love”, let the “happy smile” always shine on your face!

Happy birthday! I wish that your legs don’t get tangled, that your butt sits on something soft, that noodles don’t fall on your ears, that your eyes don’t twitch, that your hands don’t tremble, that your soul is in heaven, and that your heart loves to the point of insanity. In general, let everything be in order.

Congratulations on Jam Day and I would like to sincerely wish you to always have pants full of joy, pockets full of greens, a refrigerator full of delicacies, a house full of happiness, complete order in your affairs and complete chaos in life!

Let your birthday be bright and colorful, like hundreds of balloons! I wish you to shine with happiness like the sun and enjoy every moment you live! May you have everything you have long dreamed of, and even a little more!

Happy birthday! I wish to be cooler than eggs, I wish to give heat like hot pepper. I also wish you luck in life, lava in your pocket, jazz in your soul, drive in relationships and sewing in your ass for cool and fun adventures of life.

Happy Birthday! I wish you in life strong hugs and sweet kisses, small problems like insects and strong nerves like pistachios, a gentle field of the soul in daisies and a complete absence of poop people.

Happy Birthday! I wish this year of life to be without mistakes and falls. Purr more often and snort less, fall in love more and more every day and never think about becoming limp, laugh, dream and use all your talents and capabilities to the fullest. Good luck to you and a happy ending in every story!

Happy creation day! Thanks to two wonderful authors for such a masterpiece. But don’t get arrogant. Love, dream, get carried away, improve, develop, have a blast and burst into the right place and at the right time. I wish you a mood like a Brazilian carnival. I wish you romantic love, like the aroma of French perfume. I wish you a delicious life, like Italian pizza!

I wish you a ton of things on your birthday. And may there be wealth, happiness, luck, goodness in this pile. I also wish you a shovel to constantly row more and more worldly goods and useful acquisitions into this pile. And more faithful friends to support you in difficult life situations and in noisy, cheerful feasts.

Congratulations on your birthday and I would like to wish you not to suffer from a terrible hangover tomorrow, and to party to the fullest today. May your life be cool and fun. May the answers to any questions be found easily and correctly, may your decisions be made correctly and rationally. May you always have money, and may you never run out of ideas for improving your nature and living a happy life.

Hey, hey, happy holiday! I don’t even know what to wish for, because my arms and legs are in place, and I don’t need anything more. Okay, okay, enough jokes. I wish you to always remain in high spirits, and, no less important, with your nose up. I dream that all your innermost desires will certainly come true, and in their best manifestations.

Happy every day and let your every day be happy. In short, a great mood, good health, enormous patience, constant zeal, not a single eclipse and an eternal seething volcano of passions!

Shine like a bright sun on this joyful day! I wish that all your dreams come true, that life is beautiful, like a good fairy tale, that your smile shines as often as possible and gives everyone only positivity! Live as your heart tells you and only move forward!

Smile radiantly on your wonderful birthday and be charged with positivity for the whole day! May your wildest dreams and desires come true! I wish you to enjoy every minute and live incredibly happily! Let love always warm you from the inside, may health give you strength and energy, and may money give you new opportunities!

I wish that wrinkles are afraid to settle on your face, that joints do not creak, bones do not crunch, and that your teeth are strong like granite. Let old age not rush to visit you. Happy holiday!

Happy birthday! May you have good health and no headaches in the morning. If there are tears, then from happiness; if you drown, then in love and joyful emotions. So that life is sweet, health is good, money flows like a river, and so that you always want to go home. Happy holiday!

On your birthday I wish you more of the following problems: how to spend a million, which sea to bask in in winter, which convertible to choose - red or white. After all, life without difficulties is so uninteresting. Congratulations!

I wish that every moment of your life is filled with positivity and happiness! Let love always be kept in your heart, kindness in your soul, and a tidy sum on your bank card for a trip around the world, a luxury car, a luxurious villa and everything you want! And most importantly, take care of your health, because it is truly priceless!

Happy aging day, well, happy birthday, that is! And may the sand not fall off you over the years, may your legs constantly break into dancing, and may your butt look for adventure. Good luck and money, romance and intimacy, happiness and smiles from ear to ear!

Congratulations on your birthday and I want to wish you a happy smile from ear to ear and a restless pain in your butt, as well as explosive ideas of fun and cool imagination that will allow you to remain a don’t care about problems and an optimist in life!

Happy Birthday! I wish that no one would pour salt into the wound, and that, in principle, there would be no wounds. In general, live sweetly and enjoy life every day, take from it everything that is bright, juicy, beautiful, kind and cool.

Happy birthday! I wish you happy seven notes in life: DO - Dear people and things, RE - Rivers of love and oceans of hope, MI - Cute moments and fun, FA - Factors of luck and luck, SOL - Solo projects of success and fame, LA - Lyamurs and romance, SI - Strong winds of good changes and precipitation of joy and DO - Sufficient amount of dough and opportunities for luxury.

Happy birthday, happy holiday on which the world saw such a miracle in feathers as you! I wish that life doesn’t have you, but that you have everything you need for complete happiness. And so that you always feel high and driven, I wish every cell of the body, every bone of the skeleton, every capillary of the circulatory system, every cartilage and every tissue of the body to feel love!

On your birthday I would like to wish you a particularly humble life. Drive a car without a roof, drink old wine and eat blue cheese. So as not to choose between two boats, but to buy a yacht!

I wish your heart to sing with happiness, and rainbow colors to flow in your soul! Let there always be money on your salary card for your most luxurious desires! Let love cover your head and give you white wings behind your back! I wish you much, much happiness, excellent health and all kinds of blessings!

On this day, I wish you that there will always be spring in your heart, and that there will never be sadness in your eyes. I wish you luck in all your endeavors. Let your pocket swell with money, let every day be filled with optimism and happiness, and let every night be filled with love. Let your health only increase every year. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday! I wish you the warmest sea every summer, good health, a generous boss, loyal friends, mutual love and not knowing about a hangover. And the main thing is that your loved ones are always with you, making every day happy!

Happy birthday, happy new date, may life be rich, may money not run out, and may all doors open. So that everyone around you is respected and, of course, adored, so that everyone invites you to visit. Let everything go with a bang today and always!

Happy birthday. I wish you fluttering butterflies in your stomach, cheerful cockroaches in your head. And let the money stick like flies on jam, let there be as much happiness as fruit flies on sour wine.

Happy birthday and I wish you not to have enemies and horns in life, but to have great success and dreams without interference. Create and create, love and inspire, sing, dance and get high every day!

Happy birthday and I would like to wish that everything ingenious is simple, that everything that happens is full of cool moments and stellar moments of glory. I wish you always have the opportunity to squander money, delight your belly with delicacies, and delight your heart with miracles.

Happy birthday! Let your life be a complete mess, let you not worry about diarrhea or scrofula, let no one hang noodles in your ear, let the feeder be full of delicacies, let a fly not be made out of an elephant, and let your smile always shine for all thirty-two.

Happy Birthday! I wish you a life where your butt isn’t covered in soap, where you don’t have to precipitate and fight like a fish on ice. Let everything be covered in chocolate, just so that your butt doesn’t stick together. All the best and a constant influx of cash papers.

Let the years fly by like a bullet, don’t count them and don’t be sad. After all, with age, wine becomes tastier and more expensive, so with age you acquire intelligence, greatness, experience of the years you have lived and sand, thanks to which it is safe to walk with you even in winter. Don’t be sour, don’t wrinkle your nose (wrinkles will appear), look for the positive sides in everything. Happy birthday!

Another day has hit you on the head, with which we hasten to remind you and congratulate you! Let this blow entail a lot of positive things, luck and, at your command, the fulfillment of any wish!

In order not to have time to think about age, I wish to fill my life with the following moments: spontaneous bouts of happiness and joy, influxes of love and romance, a series of successes and even greater successes! Let all things go smoothly, like snow under a penguin’s butt, and let any obstacles stumble over you! Happy birthday!

Congratulations on your happy day, on the day when your beautiful eyes saw this wonderful world. I wish you not to sit on your butt, but to constantly rush into this most interesting place for entertaining and unforgettable adventures. And may your life be luxurious and fun, I wish you eternal positivity and luck in it!

Happy birthday from the bottom of my heart and from the bottom of my heart! I wish that salt is present only in food, and that the rest of your life be sweet and wonderful. I wish you happiness to the point of insanity, great joy to the point of good madness and passion to the point of convulsions of love.

Happy birthday or aging, no – it’s still a birthday! Let old age be somewhere far away, let life for now be full of smiles, joy, and delight. I wish you great changes and great achievements, big victories and big acquisitions, big capital and big opportunities, cool ideas and cool people in your life!

Happy Birthday. I wish you not to strain, not to resist, to shock all your enemies, but to shine a bright light for your loved ones and never burn out! Love and affection, happiness, like in a fairy tale, wealth, success and kindness!

Happy Birthday! I wish you the health of the whole body, the happiness of the whole life, the beauty of the whole world, the warmth of all the suns, the luck of the whole universe, the money of the whole galaxy, the brightness of the whole Milky Way, love for all time, and may all troubles and sorrows be swallowed up by a black hole. Always remain the main star in our constellation!

I want to wish you to meet a good wizard so that he will give you a universal magic wand. So that this stick, like a splinter, does not allow you to sit still, but stimulates the desire to move forward towards new goals. So that this wand will help cope with any enemy, even if it has to be used through physical contact. So that this stick becomes a strong support in cases of everyday storms and hurricanes. Let everything in life come true and be achieved with ease, as if by order of a magic wand. Happy birthday!

What do you want on your birthday? Of course, a lot of fun and great mood. And therefore I wish for you that all this will be and will not end. Let the holiday bring with it only what you want. Because the main thing is desire, and there is always an opportunity!

I wish you today to drink “fire water”, snack on strawberries, drink fruit drink with cherry jam and have fun on your birthday. Let there be a lot of gifts today, but not sets in boxes, but cool foreign cars. Let everything be today as you want: in the morning, and in the afternoon, and even on a crazy night. Happy birthday!

May you always have a wagonload of money, an ocean of happiness and tons of health! I wish you to receive delicious goodies from life as often as possible, because it’s so wonderful to be lucky! With all my heart I wish you colorful days, loud laughter, peace in your soul and inexhaustible optimism!