Funny birthday greetings

I will not wish anything good, only the best: success in business, health in the family, a heart full of love, eyes glowing with happiness, new discoveries, the most pleasant emotions. May your whole life be a continuous holiday. Happy birthday!

I want to wish you a happy birthday! To wish you simple human happiness and unearthly love. Let money always unexpectedly attack you, and don’t even think about fighting back. Let your desires cry from your possibilities, and don’t rush to calm them down. Let your goals catch up with you, and let your dreams be stunned by your fantasies. I wish you to experience incredible uplifts and successes that will take your breath away.

Happy every day and let happy be your every day. I wish you a cool mood, constant drive and upward movement - towards your dreams, victories, laurels of fame, wishing stars. Let both today and in forty years your butt be drawn to adventures and great deeds.

Happy aging day... Oh, I mean, happy birthday. May your bones not ache, may the sand not fall from you, may funny jokes continue to delight you, may your soul fly high. Let your teeth not hurt from a delicious cake, and let all the candles on it be blown out by you on the first try. May you enjoy passionate, hot nights and incredibly happy days.

On this day, your little eyes saw the world, and your butt realized that incredible adventures awaited her. Happy Birthday to you! I wish you eternal pleasure from life, love and passion without faces, fewer problems and more money!

Happy Birthday! Don’t expect miracles, create miracles yourself: today, and tomorrow, and always. I wish you a life of joy, constant success and creativity every day. Let your heart beat in the rhythm of “love”, let the “happy smile” always shine on your face!

Happy birthday! I wish that your legs don’t get tangled, that your butt sits on something soft, that noodles don’t fall on your ears, that your eyes don’t twitch, that your hands don’t tremble, that your soul is in heaven, and that your heart loves to the point of insanity. In general, let everything be in order.

Congratulations on Jam Day and I would like to sincerely wish you to always have pants full of joy, pockets full of greens, a refrigerator full of delicacies, a house full of happiness, complete order in your affairs and complete chaos in life!

Let your birthday be bright and colorful, like hundreds of balloons! I wish you to shine with happiness like the sun and enjoy every moment you live! May you have everything you have long dreamed of, and even a little more!

Happy birthday! I wish to be cooler than eggs, I wish to give heat like hot pepper. I also wish you luck in life, lava in your pocket, jazz in your soul, drive in relationships and sewing in your ass for cool and fun adventures of life.

Happy Birthday! I wish you in life strong hugs and sweet kisses, small problems like insects and strong nerves like pistachios, a gentle field of the soul in daisies and a complete absence of poop people.

Happy Birthday! I wish this year of life to be without mistakes and falls. Purr more often and snort less, fall in love more and more every day and never think about becoming limp, laugh, dream and use all your talents and capabilities to the fullest. Good luck to you and a happy ending in every story!

Happy creation day! Thanks to two wonderful authors for such a masterpiece. But don’t get arrogant. Love, dream, get carried away, improve, develop, have a blast and burst into the right place and at the right time. I wish you a mood like a Brazilian carnival. I wish you romantic love, like the aroma of French perfume. I wish you a delicious life, like Italian pizza!

I wish you a ton of things on your birthday. And may there be wealth, happiness, luck, goodness in this pile. I also wish you a shovel to constantly row more and more worldly goods and useful acquisitions into this pile. And more faithful friends to support you in difficult life situations and in noisy, cheerful feasts.

Congratulations on your birthday and I would like to wish you not to suffer from a terrible hangover tomorrow, and to party to the fullest today. May your life be cool and fun. May the answers to any questions be found easily and correctly, may your decisions be made correctly and rationally. May you always have money, and may you never run out of ideas for improving your nature and living a happy life.