Funny birthday greetings to father-in-law from son-in-law

Happy Birthday! I arrived in your family with an important mission - to join the ranks of representatives of the strong half of humanity. I sincerely admire a mentor like you - strong and courageous, witty and charismatic, homely and resourceful, successful and lucky. Our “couch troops” will have to perform the most difficult tasks - watching sports programs, spending many hours in ambushes in the garage, exciting fishing trips. The tandem of Vintik and Shpuntik, represented by us, guarantees professional repairs of apartments, large and small household appliances. Together we will give a decisive rebuff to matriarchy... if, of course, our other halves allow us! Health and youth, love and happiness, prosperity and dizzying victories.

Happy birthday, my dear father-in-law. Good, heroic health, an obedient wife and more time for fishing with friends. Be healthy, take care of yourself. Long time to live.

Dear father-in-law! Happy birthday!
I confess: without such an experienced senior comrade, a positive person next to me, life would have been difficult! I wish you to continue to steadfastly repel the attacks of all enemies of fishing and the Russian bathhouse, to remain optimistic even in the unequal battle for men’s rights in the modern feminized world, and I ask you to consider me your main supporter and friend. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, my dear father-in-law! You are my super father-in-law, so cool! And today I wish you untold wealth, so that your wife is happy, so that she doesn’t deny herself anything, and buys you socks and cologne. Let your table always be bursting with an excess of delicious food, so that black caviar visits it often. I cordially congratulate you once again, may happiness generously cover you!

I never cease to admire you, dear father-in-law. Be magnetically savvy, let luck and luck go with you along the same road. Be as cheerful as you were when you were 18, only getting younger every year. Make all your desires come true with great desire.

Dear father-in-law, I congratulate you and wish that my mother-in-law would carry you in her arms, because such a holy husband still needs to be looked for, I also want to wish you resistance to stress and that you always have a sedative at hand in the form of fish and beer, live in pleasure and feel most needed !

Dear father-in-law! We give you a bag full of gifts and wishes. We present an envelope with capital investments. May your face on your birthday be sour from lemon, your mouth to your ears from merriment, and your eyes watery only from laughter.

Happy birthday! I congratulate you as a close relative, shake your hand tightly and want to express my admiration for you, because only you can restore order in our family, take on board any conflict and subtly hint who was wrong in it, let greenery bloom in your pocket and live another hundred years!

Happy birthday! Father-in-law, I am very lucky with you, let’s go fishing and watch football more often, and let my beloved mother-in-law always treat you with understanding and not spoil your nerves, because such a cheerful, kind and open person should be appreciated by everyone!

Happy birthday to you, dear father-in-law! I wish that money would fall from the sky, that you would have heroic strength, that you would always have a healthy spirit in your healthy body!

Father-in-law, happy birthday, you are the most energetic and positive person, and I love you endlessly. I wish that your energy and strength are directed for the benefit of the family, and that your resourcefulness suggests a way out of the most difficult situations. Let spring in your soul and youth in your heart fill your life with bright colors and pleasant surprises!

Father-in-law, dear, congratulations on your day! I would like to wish you to relax with friends in the bathhouse more often, to give your soul a rest more often, to be loved, appreciated, to always be the first!

My dear father-in-law, happy birthday to you! I have been calling you dad for a long time. Thank you for welcoming me into your family. They surrounded us with care and attention. Special thanks for our beautiful daughter. I wish you health like Ilya Muromets. Good luck like Nikita Dobrynich. Luck like Alyosha Popovich. Success like the three heroes. Your soul will find freedom as if it were your homeland. And life is beautiful and cool, like in a fairy tale.

Happy birthday to my beloved father-in-law! Less work and more impact, let your finances sing only happy songs, and let your spouse adore and serve delicious dishes. Interesting programs on TV and easy catches in fishing and hunting.

On his birthday, I wish my dear father-in-law independence from headaches after eating toast in honor of his birthday, heaviness in his pocket from a wallet tightly stuffed with rubles, and freedom to spend time in the garage with friends as much as his heart desires.