Funny birthday greetings to father-in-law from son-in-law

Happy Birthday! I arrived in your family with an important mission - to join the ranks of representatives of the strong half of humanity. I sincerely admire a mentor like you - strong and courageous, witty and charismatic, homely and resourceful, successful and lucky. Our “couch troops” will have to perform the most difficult tasks - watching sports programs, spending many hours in ambushes in the garage, exciting fishing trips. The tandem of Vintik and Shpuntik, represented by us, guarantees professional repairs of apartments, large and small household appliances. Together we will give a decisive rebuff to matriarchy... if, of course, our other halves allow us! Health and youth, love and happiness, prosperity and dizzying victories.

Happy birthday, my dear father-in-law. Good, heroic health, an obedient wife and more time for fishing with friends. Be healthy, take care of yourself. Long time to live.

Dear father-in-law! Happy birthday!
I confess: without such an experienced senior comrade, a positive person next to me, life would have been difficult! I wish you to continue to steadfastly repel the attacks of all enemies of fishing and the Russian bathhouse, to remain optimistic even in the unequal battle for men’s rights in the modern feminized world, and I ask you to consider me your main supporter and friend. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, my dear father-in-law! You are my super father-in-law, so cool! And today I wish you untold wealth, so that your wife is happy, so that she doesn’t deny herself anything, and buys you socks and cologne. Let your table always be bursting with an excess of delicious food, so that black caviar visits it often. I cordially congratulate you once again, may happiness generously cover you!

I never cease to admire you, dear father-in-law. Be magnetically savvy, let luck and luck go with you along the same road. Be as cheerful as you were when you were 18, only getting younger every year. Make all your desires come true with great desire.

Dear father-in-law, I congratulate you and wish that my mother-in-law would carry you in her arms, because such a holy husband still needs to be looked for, I also want to wish you resistance to stress and that you always have a sedative at hand in the form of fish and beer, live in pleasure and feel most needed !

Dear father-in-law! We give you a bag full of gifts and wishes. We present an envelope with capital investments. May your face on your birthday be sour from lemon, your mouth to your ears from merriment, and your eyes watery only from laughter.

Happy birthday! I congratulate you as a close relative, shake your hand tightly and want to express my admiration for you, because only you can restore order in our family, take on board any conflict and subtly hint who was wrong in it, let greenery bloom in your pocket and live another hundred years!

Happy birthday! Father-in-law, I am very lucky with you, let’s go fishing and watch football more often, and let my beloved mother-in-law always treat you with understanding and not spoil your nerves, because such a cheerful, kind and open person should be appreciated by everyone!

Happy birthday to you, dear father-in-law! I wish that money would fall from the sky, that you would have heroic strength, that you would always have a healthy spirit in your healthy body!

Father-in-law, happy birthday, you are the most energetic and positive person, and I love you endlessly. I wish that your energy and strength are directed for the benefit of the family, and that your resourcefulness suggests a way out of the most difficult situations. Let spring in your soul and youth in your heart fill your life with bright colors and pleasant surprises!

Father-in-law, dear, congratulations on your day! I would like to wish you to relax with friends in the bathhouse more often, to give your soul a rest more often, to be loved, appreciated, to always be the first!

My dear father-in-law, happy birthday to you! I have been calling you dad for a long time. Thank you for welcoming me into your family. They surrounded us with care and attention. Special thanks for our beautiful daughter. I wish you health like Ilya Muromets. Good luck like Nikita Dobrynich. Luck like Alyosha Popovich. Success like the three heroes. Your soul will find freedom as if it were your homeland. And life is beautiful and cool, like in a fairy tale.

Happy birthday to my beloved father-in-law! Less work and more impact, let your finances sing only happy songs, and let your spouse adore and serve delicious dishes. Interesting programs on TV and easy catches in fishing and hunting.

On his birthday, I wish my dear father-in-law independence from headaches after eating toast in honor of his birthday, heaviness in his pocket from a wallet tightly stuffed with rubles, and freedom to spend time in the garage with friends as much as his heart desires.

Dear father-in-law, happy birthday! It happens, as they say, only once a year, and I wish you today, at least for one day, to throw off your shackles and, with your birthday authority, abolish matriarchy in our family. Today you are the commander-in-chief, and therefore, I think, you and I can’t shave, ignore these noose-ties and proudly throw our socks around the apartment. I also suggest something else radical: not removing the dishes from the table. It is in this atmosphere of victorious euphoria that we will spend the first three minutes of your birthday... Or should we not risk it? Congratulations, be happy, you are our best! Happy birthday!

My dear father-in-law, I wish you to preserve all those wonderful qualities that are cultivated and strengthen the desire to call you DAD! Let your sensitivity, attentiveness and kindness fly into your forehead like a huge boomerang of love, respect and care. Let life return all the warmth and tenderness that you gave to others! Happy birthday, I love you!

Thank you for such a wonderful daughter. Your talent in education is simply amazing. You instilled in her the ability to stand up for herself, taught her how to cook and what words to say to her spouse when she has a hangover. Stay the same cool guy, have a good health and active rest.

I wish my beloved father-in-law to never lose heart, to live to be a hundred years old, to be a glorious grandfather, father and great-grandfather! May the sparkles of love and happiness never fade away in your eyes! I wish that your wife will be cherished, that your friends will respect you, and that you will always have something to rustle in your pockets!

Happy birthday, dear father-in-law! May you have as much money as possible so that your son-in-law can take it, but may not be able to take it all, may your health be strong, so that you and your son-in-law can sit over a glass until the morning, and in the morning you will be like new!

Father-in-law, you are a real man and a great conversationalist, only to you can I pour out my soul and feel like a little child buried in your shoulder, thank you for the wonderful sense of humor that invigorates us all, always smile with all 32 teeth and sometimes run away from home to relax from our crazy family, we will understand everything!

Dear father-in-law, happy birthday to you! I wish you to go fishing with your friends someday. And take the wrong road. And may adventures await you. Your car will skid in the mud. Then you will fall under the rain of happiness. Fall into a ditch and heal in the healing waters. Your car breaks down, and you and your friends go for a healthy walk. Rejoicing at the happiness that has fallen upon you, you will drink the medicinal tincture. Feeling that you are completely healthy and breathing fresh air, blown by a pleasant breeze, and contemplatingbeauty of nature, you will begin your main activity - fishing. Don't let it bite you. And the hook will catch on the bushes. You will climb into the healing water to release the hook. Cursing and swearing, wet and angry, after all the ordeals, decide that the day was not a success, and then you will catch the magic Pike. And may she fulfill all your wishes!

Well, happy birthday dear father-in-law! I won’t say a lot of words, but with respect I will say a couple of “kind words” to such a cool, impressive man! I wish you, father-in-law, to be the head in the family, and not the tail, so that they love you there, honor you, feed you deliciously and dress you beautifully! But don’t forget to pamper your wife and give her salary, then you will be happy. Congratulations!