Dirty congratulations on the Old New Year

Let our Old Man, who makes way for the New, young and energetic year, pass on all his instructions, skills and abilities for an ideal harmonious life throughout the next year. He will create a solid foundation for his successor, from which the construction of his future life, both personal and everyday, will begin! We wish you to find that very harmony that will constantly delight you!

I wish to welcome a solemn caravan of passion into the Old New Year! Let your arsenal of power be ready for vicious combat. Let lustful thoughts and fantasies come true. I wish you to shine brighter than a star, spread out on silk sheets, and enjoy the madness of the night.