Dirty congratulations on March 8th with humor

On Women's Day, let all your charm spill out into the world and conquer the hearts of men. Let all their feelings, all organs, all conceivable and inconceivable words rise up towards you. Let tenderness swirl around you so that you can unnoticed find yourself in bed under the hot body of your loved one. Happy March 8th!

I wish that positivity grabs you by the waist, slightly shaking your chest, passing a fresh breeze over your delicate skin, and spinning you in the dance of secret desires. May this day give you a feeling of strong support, firm determination and rock-solid willpower to take bold actions. Be self-confident, because you deserve only the best! Happy March 8th!

May March 8 give you spring warmth outside the window and ardent love in bed. May you, from the very morning, feel touches on your body, which will be lower and lower every minute, excite the feminine nature and give happiness. Congratulations!

Charming ladies, everyone knows that you are conventionally divided into two categories: I will give, I will give, but not to you, and maybe I will give, but for a lot of money. We sincerely wish that today all situations will turn out in such a way that you want to be true ladies and not for money. And may all living gifts last a long time and smell fragrant.

We wish you a spring idyll in your soul. Let tenderness fill your soul, fascinate and carry you away into some kind of pleasure, without which not a single person on this Planet can live. We wish that this spring gives you all its warmth, tenderness and a certain uniqueness that cannot just be obtained in this life!

On March 8th, millions of bouquets and willing glances fly to your address. Let gentle shoulders stretch into embraces, let sweet lips thirst for kisses, let playful hands explore the body. Let the spring holiday excite your hidden fantasies and turn them into a real fairy tale. Congratulations!

Let your heart beat faster than usual when surrounded by bouquets, let your soul be excited by the desire to be in strong hands. May Women's Day bring you unimaginable emotions and unparalleled sensations. Give your flower to your closest person and share with him the bliss of this world. Happy March 8th!

We wish that your life is full of wonderful moments, and that your mood pleases you according to the March belief. So that the coming spring will envelop you with its most delicate aroma, inspiring you to do the most amazing deeds in your life!

I wish that only a strong man touches your mountains, that he conquers them with his hot lips. Let every curve of your body be wet with passion, love and affection. Always be kind and loved!