Funny birthday greetings for a guy

Happy birthday to the most amazing guy! I wish you to be incredibly lucky in life, the cheerful soul of the party, an amazing gentleman, the subject of women’s adoration and men’s envy. Let there be a lot of money in your wallet, and let your soul be filled with childish spontaneity.

My dear sexy boy, happy birthday to you! I want to wish you that what you wanted is always possible, that everything you dream about will certainly come true. Be the brave captain of life's voyage and the great king of a prosperous kingdom.

Happy birthday, superman! I wish you not to make mountains out of molehills and never turn sour, I wish you to always keep your nose in the wind of luck and comfortably fit your butt into this life. I also wish you to be a master of love affairs and a champion of success!

Happy birthday, dude. I wish that everything in your life is good, that not a single trifle spoils the picture of the buzz, that you are always cheerful, that you catch luck like a butterfly in a net. Be cool and mega-popular, charming and good-looking!

Happy birthday, awesome and cool, badass guy. I wish you a big jackpot in life, I wish you to always be on top, I wish you never to be capricious, so that you have big money in your pockets and goodies in your belly.

Happy birthday, boy. I wish you a cool car in which a fashionable chick powders her little nose, I wish you a nice cottage on the ocean shore where there will be fun parties, I wish you a lot of money not only in your pocket, but also in all kinds of accounts in decent banks.

Happy birthday to a gorgeous and wonderful guy. I wish you to be on the ship not a wimpy cabin boy, but a brave captain, I wish you to raise your flag in any battle or battle in life and gain victory, I wish you natural charm and female attention, sweet love and an ass like a nut.

Dear you are our boy! Happy Birthday! We wish you a lot of flirtation and fairytale mood in your life! And also health, youth, beauty and dreams come true!

Shirt guy, dear darling, happy birthday to you. I want to be strong like a tough nut, I want to be cool like Rimbaud, I want to be risky like Indiana Jones, sexy and inimitable like Antonio Banderas.

Happy birthday to you, dear! Here you are again, aged a year. But this doesn’t mean anything, because there is a long and adventurous life ahead. On this day I wish you the kindest emotions, many smiles and passions of love. I wish you happiness, success, smiles, and may minor notes never sound in your destiny. Congratulations on this amazing holiday!

I wish you to swim in money, and under the window so that an expensive car sparkles with its brilliance and dazzles those passing by. May there be victories and joys in life, and may your energy never cease. Be happy and always fight back against adversity.

And the hour struck for your birthday! I am so glad that I have you and have been making me happy for a long time. You love my food so much and eat pots in 15 minutes when I cooked it for two days. You are so big that you can hug me all over, cover me and crush me. You protect me from everything that exists, be it wind, sun, snow, and other weather ailments. You always strive forward towards your goal, and I ask you to take a smaller step, otherwise I won’t have time. There are no peaks unattainable for you and that’s why you get everything for me from the top shelves. Nothing can stop you except the door frame on which you hit your forehead. In short, you are my favorite person, I wish you high achievements and a strong head.

Being brutal and well-mannered is your prerogative. May every holiday pass in a wonderful mood, bringing smiles, laughter and joy, may you always be lucky in everything, may happiness not pass you by. May your wallet always be full, and may there be comfort in your family.