Dirty birthday greetings to a friend

My friend, in honor of your birthday I would like to wish that your two heads function together. After all, one is good, but two are better. When the lower one rises, let the upper one not lose its vigilance. When the upper one turns off, let the lower one not forget that you need to read in covers, walk in the rain in a raincoat, and in any incomprehensible situation it is better to go to bed. For the correct functionality to the fullest!

I wish you more bed triumphs and passionate victories - both on your birthday and on any other day! Be a real knight, my friend, and remember that ladies are never denied!

I wish you a sea of ​​enviable victories in your love battles, my friend! Never give up, look for adventure anywhere and everywhere and feel free to board the ship of any beauty you like, regardless of the size of the stern and the presence of a captain. Happy Birthday to You!

Let the most desirable things today unquestionably come true and make you incredibly happy, friend! I wish to use my head to make my way to true pleasure. I wish you never to give up, fight until you stop, and may victorious bliss descend on you. Happy birthday!

My friend, I wish to drown in female attention, let the ladies swarm around you. I wish to take the absolute maximum from life, to bend the world under my furious pressure and wild disposition. I wish you to want and have everything your soul and body desire. Happy birthday!

Friend, on your birthday I wish you that your bed does not get cold from visitors. May you become more and more courageous over the years, so that they themselves fly to you like moths to the light or bees to honey. I wish you not to restrain your “friend”, but to allow him to live to the fullest!

My friend, today I want to make you happy in full! I wish that at your work location you have the best crafting experience, that your files never freeze, that the disks are cleaned with an exceptional antivirus, that the processor can withstand the voltage, and most importantly, that there is a flash drive nearby, ready to divide and receive your entire flow of information.

Friend, I would like to wish you that your days will all end with passion and hugs, that your bed will be hot and humid, and that your screams and moans of pleasure will deafen the entire area. Let all your desires be fulfilled, so that touches all over your body excite your fantasies. Congratulations!