Cool happy birthday greetings to a woman (with humor)

Congratulations to the forever young, uniquely beautiful, excellent woman in everything! I wish you to always remain juicy and tasty, like grapes, even when you become an exquisite highlight. I wish that your Energizer battery never fails. Always be as active as you are. Strive to conquer different peaks, collecting the most incredible adventures along the way!

Since you are already so beautiful, I hasten to wish you only prosperity, boundless love, true friends, healthy family, understanding, prosperity, smiles, joy, good luck, laughter, happiness, success, inspiration!

Happy birthday! I wish you more pleasant surprises and gifts. I wish you more positive emotions and good news. I wish you more strength and confidence. I wish you more joy and luck on your life's journey. May this birthday be remembered with wonderful moments and smiles from your guests. May this year of life be successful, fruitful, fun, interesting and truly happy!

Happy birthday, queen! I wish you unbreakable tights, unbreakable nails, unsplit hair ends, unfractured nerves, and unfading beauty! Always be luxurious, extravagant and piquant. I wish you not to meet blockheads and stingy people on your way. I wish you every day and every night to have fun, as well as a huge dose of happiness.

Happy birthday, woman-miracle, fairy tale, dream! I wish to be lively and invigorating, like expensive coffee, I wish to perform strange things without a button accordion in a good mood, I wish to call for help in moments of sadness a group of faithful friends with a bottle of sparkling wine, I wish to never feel like a tired horse, I wish to always feel like a magnificent queen of this world.

Happy birthday, fury! I wish you to shine as a bright star, to remain a sex symbol at any age and to tremble the heart of any man along the way. I wish your wallet to always be full of money, your soul to be full of happiness, your heart to be full of love, your closet to be full of new dresses, your shoe shelf to be full of beautiful shoes, your brain to be filled with brilliant ideas, your home to be filled with welcome guests, and your life to have great luck!

A woman is an eternal generator of ideas, new impressions, joyful emotions, and surprises. So let me congratulate you on your birthday and wish you that your generator is always turned on at full power! Be happy!

Happy Birthday! You’re already an adult girl, and you know better what to wish for if we get to the cake with candles. And on my own behalf I would like to wish that she continues to light us with her fire in her eyes and heart. So that every day she pleases us with her charming smile. To charge everyone and everything with positivity. Thank you for being here!

Happy birthday pretty! I wish you had a twist, but not just one! I wish you a sea of ​​positivity and an obstinate character, I wish you an ocean of happiness and a crazy youthful soul! Let every day bring adrenaline and endorphin, immodest imagination and great success!

I wish you to always feel like a queen at the celebration of life and walk forward with a dazzling smile and a confident gait! Let your loved one carry you in his arms and admire you, because you are beautiful! May your every day be full of goodness, good luck and the fulfillment of small and big dreams!

Happy birthday to a stunning and incredibly beautiful woman. I wish that men would admire you, women would envy you, your family would love you deeply, your friends would respect you, your mind would not become cloudy, money would multiply in your wallet, and butterflies of happiness would flutter in your soul.

Happy Birthday! Let your breasts become fuller, your legs become slimmer, your soul go wild, and your body become younger. I wish you an immense wardrobe and an amount of money in your wallet, I wish you limitless imagination in your dreams and actions.

Happy birthday, sweetie! I wish you to hold your butt with a faucet, and your lips with a bow, I wish you glass slippers on your feet, and a golden key in your hands, I wish you butterflies in your stomach, and either sane or cheerful cockroaches in your head.

Happy birthday! I wish you:
—not to fall asleep from the caresses of your beloved man;
—to stand in traffic jams in a new Mercedes;
—to be late for work—it’s possible for your bosses;
—to spend the whole summer at your dacha in France ;
—get sunburnt in Cyprus in January!

How great it is that you were born! Be born more often, without you the world is not so beautiful and bright. May the stars always shine in your eyes, may your loved ones be around, may everything work out well and work out. I wish you to realize your dreams, set new goals and successfully move towards them. Happy birsday, my dear!

Not a woman, but fire, not a young lady, but a sight for sore eyes, on your birthday I want to wish you to eat and not get fat, work and not get tired, be a muse for this world and a dream for any male group. Let your nails not break, let your tights not tear, let a smile shine on your face, and let a cheerful boogie-woogie melody always sound in your head!

Happy birthday, not a woman, but a fire! I wish you not to blush from compliments, because you have the right to hear addressed to you: smart, beautiful, crazy and incredible, wonderful, charming, unearthly and cool! I wish you to be an excellent housewife, an amazing goddess, a fantastic woman. And let it not be mascara and a little black dress that makes you more beautiful, but happiness and love!

Happy birthday to an amazing woman like no other! Let your beauty be slightly intoxicating, like expensive wine, life sparkling, like a glass of champagne, work flowing calmly, like whiskey pouring in a glass, and love be unpredictable and strong, like tart cognac!

Happy birthday, wonderful and wonderful woman. I wish to be a good little bunny and be able to show myself as a proud tigress, I wish to fly like a free swallow across the sky of happiness and walk like a beautiful peahen on the land of love. Let there be a lot of “wow” and “wow” in life, let there be no “oh” and “ah” in life.

Dear, may your beauty blind you on your birthday, may your smile inspire you, may fate not skimp on gifts, may your holiday be the brightest. We wish you to always be a source of joy for those around you!

Happy birthday to the fire of passion and the icon of beauty, a wonderful woman! I wish to combine in myself a noble queen and the mistress of the world, a prudent lady and a crazy lady, a mysterious nymph and a brave Amazon, a dreamy maiden and a jack-of-all-trades. And most importantly, remain immensely happy and truly loved in any role.

Happy Birthday! I wish to live like in a fairy tale: so that you have rejuvenating apples for breakfast, so that Zmeya Gorynych goes shopping, so that the Firebird illuminates your life, and a self-assembled tablecloth is spread on the table. And so that any Ivan the Fool turns into Ivan the Tsarevich at your request!

Happy birthday to the bombshell and charming beauty! I wish you happy Mondays, fun Tuesdays, romantic Wednesdays, seductive Thursdays, shopping Fridays, brightly emotional Saturdays and fabulously happy Sundays.

Happy birthday to the birthday girl! We wish you well-fed guests, funny news, generous men and high heels. Bright lipstick, a light look, the rustle of green bills and a couture dress!

I wish you an elastic butt, lush breasts, ringing laughter, high shockingness for the best. Happy birthday. Let a road of compliments spread under your feet, let money fall from the sky, let your heart knock-knock from passionate love, let your head spin with happiness.

Happy Jam Day, as well as sweets and cookies! And all this on your birthday! I wish you to be happy, always the most beautiful, discounts in an expensive store and the best man. May your every day begin with a cheerful smile and end with sweet dreams.

Dear birthday girl, let me honor, adore and idolize you, admire and admire you. May miracles begin and problems end from this day on, may shopping always be successful, pies not burn, and nails not break. Health, good luck, love!

Happy birthday to the mystery woman, the candy woman. I wish that your lips get tired only from passionate kisses, your hands from counting large personal funds, your legs from the cheerful dance of life, and your heart from choosing between the best and the awesome.

Happy birthday, woman of appetizing forms and sultry character, divine beauty and wonderful splendor. I wish to be like a fish in water in my activities, I wish to remain a mistress and queen throughout my life, I wish to be a temptress and a passionate empress in love, I wish to always receive what is mine and take care of my own.

Wonderful woman, miracle and fairy tale, I congratulate you on your birthday. I would like to wish that you don’t meet donkeys and goats along the way, that you don’t have to work like a collective farm horse, that you develop a shark’s grip on what you want, that all the ladies in the world envy your beauty, and that men drool at the sight of you until they see you. floor.

Happy birthday, wonderful woman. I wish to be a free and lovely mermaid, walking on the waves of love and passion, I wish to be a charming and magical fairy enjoying the open spaces of the forest, I wish to be a kind and strong witch, charming everyone around, I wish to be a beautiful angel giving warmth to loved ones and receiving love in return. In general, may your life be cool and fun, and may you always remain an interesting and incredible character in it.

As they say, warrant officers and women have no age. Therefore, I wish you to always remain as young and dazzling, beautiful and smart, the queen of life and the master of love! Long and happy years to you.

Happy birthday, dear! I hasten to tell you that you cannot be found in a more beautiful lady in the whole world. I wish you happiness, be healthy and strong. You can shake the rest of your life's blessings out of the guy. Let adversity skirt your threshold, let every day be sweet, like a holiday pie.

I wish you a long one... No, not a long one. I wish you beautiful... No, not beautiful. I wish you tender... No, not tender. I wish you an unforgettable... No, not unforgettable. Or maybe this: I wish you a long, beautiful birthday and a gentle and unforgettable adventure on this day, my dear!

I wish you all human blessings. Unprecedented beauty and more money. So that everything in life goes somewhere! The children were healthy, and she herself was not ill. Get more promotions at your job and don’t be a mean boss.

Happy birthday, baby. I wish your life to consist of different and delicious ingredients, like okroshka. Be a slender cypress, a sweet toffee, a cheerful artist, a creative milliner and just a dream woman.

Let the excitement run wild on this birthday, let joy and fun plunge you headlong into all the delights of life. Enjoy your day as if nothing will happen to you for it, do whatever your soul pleases. Today, my dear, you can do absolutely anything!

Happy birthday, diva! I wish to be obstinate, but not a brawler, I wish to be playful, but not a swindler, I wish to be cheerful, but not stupid, I wish to be rich, but not chubby! Let there be no limit to happiness, and let there be no obstacles to love. I wish you to live richly and have everything you need in life!

There are curlers in your hair and lipstick, you cut salads for guests, and you yourself are incredibly happy. It’s your birthday, they will bring you gifts, congratulate you loudly, and cheerfully wish you well. I also wish a lot for happiness to settle at your doorstep, for health to last forever and for beauty not to fade. I wish you a joyful walk, celebrate your birthday, I wish you a lot of songs, joy and fun.

On your holiday, I wish you to become the owner of a magnetic force that will easily attract a reliable man to you, increase your incoming cash flow, and increase your beauty and charm.

Happy birthday to an incredible beauty, a fairytale woman. May your forms always remain appetizing, may “like cheese in butter” be about you, may the sky give you a good ray of happiness and good luck, may your wallet be fat and your mood cheerful, and nothing else.

I wish you to receive stunning gifts, a sea of ​​flowers, a cake with eighteen candles and not a single extra kilogram on your waist. Celebrate in a chic restaurant, break your heel while dancing and let men fight for the right to carry you in their arms. Happy birthday, gorgeous lady!

Happy birthday to Wonder Woman. I wish you to be the coolest in the whole area, I wish you a cool mood, romance in life and passionate intimacy, big and easy money, stunning beauty and a strong core of character.

Happy birthday to the woman who is both the dream and the reality of any poet. I wish you not to receive stupid questions and stupid gifts, I wish you to flutter like a moth in love with the wind of life and take care of your wings, I wish you to work a little and receive a lot, I wish you to eat a lot and not gain weight one bit.

Happy birthday to a wonderful woman. Let men give stars from the sky, let ardor and passion rage in your bed life, let there be large bills in your wallet, let your rivals choke with envy, let a cheerful and happy scenario of your life be written in any weather and any day.

Happy birthday, bun. I wish that you always have a zest and more than one, that your shapes and roundness drive the entire male sex crazy. And I also want to be a mischievous girl, an elegant lady, a graceful fury, a daring coquette, a passionate goddess, a grand duchess, a sweet woman, or the brightest star.

Happy birthday, smart, charming, beautiful. I wish to be a cheerful mermaid in the depths of the sea of ​​happiness, I wish to be a bright firebird in the heavenly space of love, I wish to be a charming nymph in the dense thickets of bliss, I wish to be a good sorceress of this planet, possessing the power of fire, water, air and earth.

Happy birthday, chick. I wish to be the only one like you in this world, I wish that the two hemispheres of your butt would always be elastic and appetizing, I wish that in intimate relationships there would be no third wheel, I wish that your breasts would always be a size four or five. In general, be happy and live like a king.

Let your skin never be sagging, your teeth be snow-white, and your eyesight be excellent so you can look at all your envious friends. I wish you to be the most beautiful person in your company, and I also wish you never come to parties in the same dresses.

I wish you horrors, grief, illness, quarrels, squabbles, worries, troubles, grief, losses, separations, poverty, bad work, terrible weather, sadness. And you will never know all this!