Cool happy birthday greetings to a woman (with humor)

Congratulations to the forever young, uniquely beautiful, excellent woman in everything! I wish you to always remain juicy and tasty, like grapes, even when you become an exquisite highlight. I wish that your Energizer battery never fails. Always be as active as you are. Strive to conquer different peaks, collecting the most incredible adventures along the way!

Since you are already so beautiful, I hasten to wish you only prosperity, boundless love, true friends, healthy family, understanding, prosperity, smiles, joy, good luck, laughter, happiness, success, inspiration!

Happy birthday! I wish you more pleasant surprises and gifts. I wish you more positive emotions and good news. I wish you more strength and confidence. I wish you more joy and luck on your life's journey. May this birthday be remembered with wonderful moments and smiles from your guests. May this year of life be successful, fruitful, fun, interesting and truly happy!

Happy birthday, queen! I wish you unbreakable tights, unbreakable nails, unsplit hair ends, unfractured nerves, and unfading beauty! Always be luxurious, extravagant and piquant. I wish you not to meet blockheads and stingy people on your way. I wish you every day and every night to have fun, as well as a huge dose of happiness.

Happy birthday, woman-miracle, fairy tale, dream! I wish to be lively and invigorating, like expensive coffee, I wish to perform strange things without a button accordion in a good mood, I wish to call for help in moments of sadness a group of faithful friends with a bottle of sparkling wine, I wish to never feel like a tired horse, I wish to always feel like a magnificent queen of this world.

Happy birthday, fury! I wish you to shine as a bright star, to remain a sex symbol at any age and to tremble the heart of any man along the way. I wish your wallet to always be full of money, your soul to be full of happiness, your heart to be full of love, your closet to be full of new dresses, your shoe shelf to be full of beautiful shoes, your brain to be filled with brilliant ideas, your home to be filled with welcome guests, and your life to have great luck!

A woman is an eternal generator of ideas, new impressions, joyful emotions, and surprises. So let me congratulate you on your birthday and wish you that your generator is always turned on at full power! Be happy!

Happy Birthday! You’re already an adult girl, and you know better what to wish for if we get to the cake with candles. And on my own behalf I would like to wish that she continues to light us with her fire in her eyes and heart. So that every day she pleases us with her charming smile. To charge everyone and everything with positivity. Thank you for being here!

Happy birthday pretty! I wish you had a twist, but not just one! I wish you a sea of ​​positivity and an obstinate character, I wish you an ocean of happiness and a crazy youthful soul! Let every day bring adrenaline and endorphin, immodest imagination and great success!

I wish you to always feel like a queen at the celebration of life and walk forward with a dazzling smile and a confident gait! Let your loved one carry you in his arms and admire you, because you are beautiful! May your every day be full of goodness, good luck and the fulfillment of small and big dreams!

Happy birthday to a stunning and incredibly beautiful woman. I wish that men would admire you, women would envy you, your family would love you deeply, your friends would respect you, your mind would not become cloudy, money would multiply in your wallet, and butterflies of happiness would flutter in your soul.

Happy Birthday! Let your breasts become fuller, your legs become slimmer, your soul go wild, and your body become younger. I wish you an immense wardrobe and an amount of money in your wallet, I wish you limitless imagination in your dreams and actions.

Happy birthday, sweetie! I wish you to hold your butt with a faucet, and your lips with a bow, I wish you glass slippers on your feet, and a golden key in your hands, I wish you butterflies in your stomach, and either sane or cheerful cockroaches in your head.

Happy birthday! I wish you:
—not to fall asleep from the caresses of your beloved man;
—to stand in traffic jams in a new Mercedes;
—to be late for work—it’s possible for your bosses;
—to spend the whole summer at your dacha in France ;
—get sunburnt in Cyprus in January!

How great it is that you were born! Be born more often, without you the world is not so beautiful and bright. May the stars always shine in your eyes, may your loved ones be around, may everything work out well and work out. I wish you to realize your dreams, set new goals and successfully move towards them. Happy birsday, my dear!