Funny birthday greetings to your daughter from mom/dad

You no longer need to buy diapers. You already wipe your sniffles yourself. Happy birthday, daughter. I wish you not to sulk and be indignant. I wish you to enjoy your life as if you had the most delicious ice cream in your hands. My daughter, I wish you to shoot your eyes, twist your butt, but not turn your nose up, but always remain a cheerful, kind, most beautiful and talented girl. I love you very, very much. I wish your life to be full of exciting adventures. I wish you never get bored. I wish that your dreams turn into the reality of a happy life.

My daughter! I wish that in your life you have only rights: to happiness, luck, prosperity, love, tenderness, wealth, incredible dreams and to the asphalt paver, so that you always drive through this life smoothly, evenly, without obstacles and use solid priorities. Happy birthday, my dear!

Happy birthday, daughter. I wish you, my driven little man, to always be a sweet cornflower, an angelic bell, a luxurious flower. And may your wallet always be full, may there be many happy days and dreamy nights in your life. I love you so much! Become the happiest and, moreover, urgently!

Daughter, let men faint from your beauty, let your rivals envy you and bite your elbows. Go through life with your head up so that problems will bypass you. Happy holiday, my dear!

So the day came when a stork flew across the sky and, like a meteorite, threw you to us, dear daughter! To put it mildly, we were shocked by your fall and how careless the stork was that carried you across the sky. How quickly you are growing, you haven’t learned to walk yet, but you have already started painting your nails, lips, and walking in heels. You wanted to grow up so quickly and didn’t like it when there were small numbers on your birthday cake and we counted everything in weeks to make you feel older. Now you are growing all the time, but for me you will always be the toddler who bothered all the animals in the yard. I remember how all the passers-by thought you were a boy, because your hair didn’t grow and we put a bow on your chewing gum. I wish you to receive only good things in this life and find loyal people for the rest of your life. Happy birthday daughter!