Funny birthday greetings to mom

My beloved Masik, my mother, I congratulate you on your birthday! I wish you strong nerves, like steel ropes, eternal and bright beauty, like the light of the sun in the sky, great and sweet happiness as much as nectar in all the flowers of the world, prosperity, great finances and smiling fortune.

Happy birthday, mummy. I wish you not to be angry, but only to enjoy life. I wish you not to get sick and always remain in the ranks - in the ranks of the most beautiful, talented, ambitious, confident, brave and successful women on this planet. I love you, mommy. May your life be light, airy, sweet and delicious, like the coolest donut in the world.

Happy birthday to my mom, the most beloved, kind and wonderful person in my life! I wish you that all your sorrows and anxieties turn into trifles, that you don’t meet slug people in your life, that you always live joyfully and cheerfully, that everything you want is always and everywhere possible!

My dear mother, I congratulate you on your birthday! I wish you to be beautiful like a butterfly, reactive like a dragonfly, cheerful like a bee, unique like a ladybug. Mommy, may your life be blooming and fragrant, like a wonderful flower, sweet and tasty, like linden honey.

My dear Mamusya, I congratulate you on your birthday. I wish you a wonderful mood and super luck, I wish you not to lose your superpowers, and to always be happy in weightlessness. Be the most desirable and beloved, mysterious, stunning and irresistible.

My dear beautiful mother, I congratulate you on your birthday. I wish you to be hot tea in winter, a blooming garden in fragrant spring, delicious ice cream in sultry summer and a warm smile in autumn. Mommy, always be cool, smart, confident and mega-delightful!

Happy birthday to the most wonderful mamulik in the world. I wish to knock everyone around with my beauty and high intelligence, I wish that radish people will bypass you, so that in the life of each of us you will be an important subject.

My dear mother, my mother is the best, I congratulate you on your birthday. I wish you to be a ripe pear and a cheerful girlfriend, a juicy plum, a wonderful and playful woman, a plum cherry, deeply loved and successful in business. Mommy, I wish you to become slimmer and prettier every day, and always look great.

Beautiful mommy, congratulations on jam day. I wish you to be the most beautiful snow maiden in winter, and in the spring to fall in love and dream every time, in the summer I wish you to immerse yourself in days of amazing holidays and find adventures, and in the fall I wish you to warm your soul with joy and inspiration with the lyrical Pushkin.

Dear Mamusya, I congratulate you on your birthday. I wish you to be thrifty like Cinderella, beautiful and charming like Snow White, funny and dreamy like the Little Mermaid, brave and cheerful like Rapunzel, majestic and unique like the Princess and the Pea!

Happy birthday, mommy! Today you have added a new level to your experience in the “live to be my age” category, and I have another reason to be grateful. After all, all your advice always saves you, even though you feel tempted to argue with them from the heart. I wish you, the wisest woman in the world, to always remain a young optimist who avoids troubles, misfortunes and failures. I love you, my dear. Happy holiday!

Dear mommy. It’s completely unclear how you can be my mother at 18? I don’t know if the store sells you alcohol or if you ask someone. Therefore, I wish you to receive from life everything that young people take from life: joy from every day and new experiences. Just please, don’t jump from the bungee without me. Love you.

Happy birthday! Know that you are our coolest, youthful and cheerful mother who will give everyone a head start, thank you for always being active and not letting us relax!

Dear mother, happy birthday, bloom like a rose and don’t freeze in the cold, enjoy everything and be forever young, don’t go to the pharmacy, always be healthy, cheerful and breathtakingly chic!

Maman, happy jam day. But don’t eat it all at once, spread it out for at least a year! I wish you to be beautiful like a rose, but without thorns, may your life be like a rainbow and may your life be filled with happiness and peace like alpine cows.