Funny birthday greetings to a girl

Happy birthday, goddess of beauty. I wish you to keep men under your thumb, never spoil expensive mascara with tears, keep branded clothes in your closet, and keep your secret of happiness in your heart.

My dear beauty! I wish that the tights do not tear, the nails do not break, the pug does not grow old, and my soul sings with joy. Let everything in life be fun, let your fate be light, let your pocket be rich, and let your boyfriend be kind, generous, sympathetic, loving, noble, smiling, gentle, handsome, muscular, brutal and a little bearded. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! I wish that all events and plans are on your side, and that life answers “I will fulfill” your every wish. Be happy, unique and beautiful!

Happy Birthday! I wish that the mascara does not run, the curls do not develop, the lipstick does not smear, the cakes do not fill out, the friends do not envy, and the mirror honestly answers the question “who is the cutest in the world?” Surround yourself with beautiful things, decorate this world with yourself and make everyone happy. Congratulations!

Beauty, on your birthday I wish you to walk confidently through life, with your lips in a bow and your nose proudly up. May fate prepare a path of success for your beautiful feet with a soft lawn of good luck, may your eyes sparkle with happiness, like two stars in a clear sky.

Happy birthday, baby! I wish you to remain an appetizing beauty, a smart woman, a brave dreamer and a passionate lioness at any age. Let the guys not hang noodles on your ears, let the other women silently envy you on the sidelines. I wish you happiness, health, money and good luck!

Happy birthday, coolie! I wish you to have fun like a perky monkey, change the color of your mood like a chameleon, fly through clouds of pleasure like a dove, collect honey of happiness like a bee and jump with pleasure like a filly. In general, be cool, young, happy, loved and irresistible!

I wish you to remain beautiful, so that the sand does not fall away over the years, so that you eat and do not get fat. Let your hair never turn grey, and let your rivals emanate poison from envy. I wish you love and wealth.

Happy birthday to the beautiful girl! I wish you good health, like alcohol, persistent aging, like cognac, a playful mood, as if you were champagne, extraordinary taste and sweetness, like liqueur, I wish men to adore you, like football fans, and loved ones love you, like pirates rum.

Happy birthday, cool girl. I want to eat what I like without extra centimeters on my waist, I want to do what I want without any moralizing and prohibitions. Be a girl of ice and fire, a sweet angel and a gambling devil! I wish you to get caught up in happiness and luxury.

Beautiful girl, happy birthday! Although all the girls worry about their figure, I will wish you everything and more! I wish you a ton of love, a hundred tons of happiness, two hundred tons of luck and an endless number of joyful moments! And thousands more kilograms of passion, tenderness, warmth and care!

Happy day, beauty! I wish that your loved one idolizes you, that in both winter and summer you have the opportunity to wrinkle a ticket in your pocket to the Bahamas or the Maldives, that your beauty dazzles all life on Earth, that epics are written and legends circulate about your talents and superiority.

Happy birthday to the crazy beauty and the magical queen, the mystery girl and the dream! I wish you to always remain a cupcake, and with more than one twist, to catch sweet kisses with your lips, sure luck with your hands, and happiness with your soul!

Happy birthday to the most gorgeous and stunning girl. I wish you a life like a kinder surprise: always sweet and tasty, and with pleasant gifts to boot. I wish you male seduction, eternal beauty and an unreal miracle in your life.

Happy birthday to you, always remain the same cutie, drive you crazy, turn your head, wrap it around your finger. Be original and unique, and be sure to be happy!

Happy birthday to this stunning beauty! I wish you a great mood and unreal luck, life’s romantics and wonderful flirtations, big money and fragrant flowers, large diamonds and happy karma.

All the “misses” and “beauty queens” of the world nervously smoke on the sidelines when they see you. Happy birthday, sweet diva, fairy tale girl and just a dream. I wish that any desire in life comes true with just a snap of your fingers, so that your beauty can put anyone into a trance and achieve everything you need.

Happy birthday to you, dear beauty. I wish that the tights do not tear, the lipstick does not wear off, the perfume does not fade, the dresses do not wrinkle, the mascara does not run, the sparkle of happiness from the eyes does not disappear, and the love in your heart exalts you to the very heavens of dreams and pleasure.

Stunning beauty, my dear soul, I wish you a happy birthday! I wish you to be sexy, like a strawberry in cream, exciting and playful, like champagne. Let your closet be full of clothes from Italy, your wallet with the currency of Europe and America, and your soul with whims that your king will immediately fulfill for the queen.

Happy birthday, sweet Persyk, unearthly angel. I wish you to be a delicious cupcake, well, that is, a girl with a twist, I wish you freedom of soul and passion of the body, a flame of love in your heart and a twinkle in your eyes.

Let the guys fall in piles, let your butt not get fat from gingerbread and halva, let your beauty shine without makeup, let your heart triumph from love. Happy birthday, girl. May your life have yachts, clubs and cottages, as well as visa-free travel to the land of luck and love.

Happy birthday, charming and cutie. I wish such a beautiful girl the most elegant and generous gentlemen, the most passionate and romantic evenings, the craziest and most impressive actions, the most seasoned and bright thoughts, the most incendiary and club nights, the happiest and fabulous days.

Happy birthday, dear darling, charming girl, irresistible beauty. I wish you to always be in your right mind and with full imagination, to have an effective combat kit to fight any dude on the spot, to get the highest marks in any activity and to enjoy a wonderful life to the fullest.

Happy birthday to this inimitable beauty, stunning girl. I wish that beautiful legs drive any man crazy, that the hands are gentle and affectionate, that the ears listen only to compliments and words of admiration, that the waist is always slender, that the eyes glow with happiness, and that the lips enjoy sweet kisses.

Happy birthday to the Persyk girl! I would like to wish you a sea of ​​fashionable and bright, and most importantly, comfortable shoes, beautiful and elegant, revealing and elegant dresses, tear-resistant tights, sexy stockings and eternal irresistible beauty.

Happy birthday to the sweet diva. I wish you to be a real goddess for your loved one, to remain an inimitable beauty and sexy lady, I wish you wild imagination and cool ideas, unreal luck and a sea of ​​unique ideas.

Happy birthday to you, beauty. I wish that because of your girlish beauty, all the guys are stacked along the road, that the money in your life is endless, and that there is as much happiness as there is in the Universe of all living and nonliving things.

Happy birthday to a beautiful girl, a passionate panther and a tender caress. I wish you steep climbs in life, male attention and natural charm. Let your character remain a tough nut to crack, and your figure remain a sweet candy.

Happy birthday, dear seductress and beautiful girl. I wish you to look awesome, so that everything in life is excellent and okay, I wish you sweet dreams and rivers of love, always float with the flow of a cool life and a wonderful mood.

Happy birthday to the beauty queen. I wish to conquer my “Chomolungma”, I wish to be sparkling and spontaneous, like a splash of champagne, I wish to be forever young, desperate and risky, like Bonnie, and next to me is the confident, courageous and inimitable Clyde.

Happy birthday to a beautiful girl. I wish you cool attention, extraordinary beauty and charm, I wish you to knock men off their feet with your beauty, and be more cheerful every minute.

Happy birthday to your dream girl. I wish you breathtaking success and stunning luck, so that men lie in piles from your beauty, so that girls and women bite their elbows with envy, so that in life you will always have faithful friends and family hugs nearby.

Happy birthday to the ideal of beauty, the muse of inspiration, the sweet candy, the dream girl. I wish you to live happily and cheerfully, like the Kid, and that your Carlson will always be nearby, who will always calm you down and feed you a delicious cake and jam.

Happy birthday to the girl who is the envy of top models from the covers of famous magazines, world-famous stars, magnificent actresses and singers. Darling, I wish you to always remain the standard of beauty, elegance, sex appeal, charm, stunningness, pleasure and bright mind.

My lovely girl! Congratulations on your birthday! From the bottom of my heart I wish you to find your prince on a white horse, a cottage by the sea and that your best friends are diamonds, rubies and diamonds!

Happy birthday! Damn, you are already an adult madam. I wish you all the best and great happiness. Love you strong and endless. I also wish you good health and, most importantly, that you never be sad, there is simply no reason. Enjoy life and get high from everything that happens to you along the way.

I am glad that today you were born, my beloved. After so many years of loneliness, you continue to warm my cold and lonely soul. Every day with you is a fun adventure in which you never cease to amaze me. Haha, I won’t forget your face when you prepared food for 2 days, and I ate it all in one sitting and didn’t even blink an eye. I remember when you and I imagined that we were Bonnie and Clyde, but our thieving adventures ended with the geese stealing bread, because they then terrorized you. In general, I want to wish you to remain so cheerful and sweet, I always want to protect you, hug you, give you the warmth of my heart and become a better person for you. Happy birthday darling!

So the day has come, that hour, that second when you, my tangerine, were born! You, like the mandarin, have 10 parts that I like all of them: Charm, eyes that you look at once and can’t look away from again, a smile that inspires heroic deeds, your warm and smooth hands that you don’t want to let go of, your voice that penetrates to your heart, your sweet and juicy lips, your cheerful character. I wish that you will always be the center of happiness in this world and that, looking at you, people will not lose faith in a miracle! Happy birthday my miracle!

Beautiful girl, happy birthday! You are as hot and passionate as a ray of sunshine, as sweet as a chocolate bar and sometimes as cold as ice cream. I wish you not to mix all your virtues, but to present them to the world one by one. Be happy, birthday girl!