Funny birthday greetings to uncle

Happy Birthday! I wish to be a serious guy in life, who can easily resolve any situation, who can easily take any bull by the horns. I wish you health, uncle, incredible luck and strong hugs from your near and dear people.

Happy birthday, uncle. I wish you to be in the spirit of happiness and fun every day, I wish that neither sadness nor laziness spoils you, I wish that you are not worried about any rubbish, I wish that you are a young, mighty, strong tree, and not like a rotten stump. Good luck, uncle, and coolness in everything.

Uncle is wonderful, wonderful and charming, happy birthday to you. I wish that the bird of happiness and good luck always chooses you, that each of your “todays” is filled with cheerful laughter and a cool mood, that each of your “tomorrows” warms up a promising place in the sun for you, that each of your “yesterdays” leaves a pleasant and good mark in your memory.

My dear uncle, I wish you a happy birthday. I wish you true and strong love, as in “Moscow Doesn’t Believe in Tears”, good luck and luck, as in “Sportloto-82”, fun and spontaneity, as in “Gentlemen of Fortune”, bright imagination and interesting ideas, as in “Ivan Vasilyevich is changing his profession.” Let life be colorful and exciting, rich and magnificent.

My dear uncle, I congratulate you on your birthday. I wish you a life of paradise, constant fun and excitement, I wish you eternal adventures to an interesting place, a storm of joyful emotions, a volcano of passion and incredible superpowers that would be the envy of any movie hero.

Wonderful uncle, my faithful comrade and just a cool dude, I wish you a happy birthday. May you always be lucky in life, a favorite of women’s attention and charm. I wish you, dear, many paper bills and heroic and brave actions.

Happy birthday, uncle. I wish you not to be the Serpent Gorynych, and certainly not some kind of Koshchei, but the kindest and bravest young man, and let your soulmate not be Baba Yaga or Kikimora of the swamp, but a real wise beauty. And let the fellow always have a faithful mersohorse and lots and lots of money at hand!

At each crossroads, choose only those directions that lead to dizzying success. Create a walk of fame, dotted with the imprints of your heels. Live your life in such a way that your nephews can be proud of their uncle with the most honest rules. Happy Birthday honey!

My uncle, a great guy, happy birthday to you. I wish you to be a daring predator in your work and activities and a sweet house cat in your relationships with your family, I wish you a bright and sincere smile, like a Hollywood star, great and sure fame and power, like a great king.

Uncle, I congratulate you on your birthday and I want to wish you a long and exciting soap opera in your life with episodes filled with happy and joyful events, fun and exciting adventures. Uncle, be a great actor in your game, an undoubted sex symbol in the eyes of women and a worthy rival for real men.

Uncle, happy birthday! Here you are, another year older, but at the same time wiser, healthier and stronger. I wish you good health, tasty and pleasant goodies from life, more high-denomination bills in your wallet, a couple of Lexus in the garage, relaxation by the sea and well-being in your home!

Dear uncle, happy birthday to you. I wish you to spend more time with your closest and dearest people and at the same time I dream of being with you more often. I have never had as much fun and comfort in company with anyone as with you. Stay as cheerful, tell more funny stories, and most importantly, be healthy and happy!

Uncle, happy birthday! I wish that you always have a rejuvenating apple that will keep you in good shape and energize you, be always happy and know that you are the coolest uncle in the world!

If I hadn't had an uncle, I would never have known what a real brotherhood is. This is when there is someone who will help you keep a secret from your mom and dad. Maybe, of course, I shouldn’t have remembered this now. But thank you for having me. I'm very lucky to have you. Be healthy and good luck to you.

I can trust you with any secrets, my uncle, happy birthday to you! May your refrigerator always be full, may happiness come as often as possible, and may your pockets be full of bills. It’s a pleasure to be on the same wavelength with you, you are a magician for me, making any of my requests and dreams come true!

Dear uncle whom I have never met, happy birthday! All my relatives say that you have been with me all my life since birth, but I don’t remember you. You live in the middle of nowhere, and when you arrive you are always greeted as a hero, but the question is, who are you anyway? I will be glad to receive an answer along with the money when you arrive. And so I wish we will meet soon, so that all your problems will be solved by themselves and the chickens will not peck at your wealth, because money is tight for me. All the best to you!