Funny birthday greetings to your wife

My beloved vixen, the light of my eyes and the joy of my soul, I congratulate you on your birthday. I wish you to always remain my sweet marshmallow, a rich bun with raisins, an incomparable goddess of beauty, a woman of incredible imagination and funny quirks. Know that you are my best and most wonderful without all the makeup and all the Versace clothes.

Lapusik, happy birthday to you. Darling, I will try to be for you Atlantean or Apollo, James Bond or Don Quixote, whoever you want, my darling. And I wish you to always be as beautiful to the point of mind-blowing, charming to the point of stunning and happy to the point of exhaustion!

My beloved wife! Happy jam day! I wish you a great mood, money and luck.

My dear little wife, I congratulate you on your birthday. I want you to be a playful and active antelope, a strong and confident bear, an affectionate and gentle squirrel, a cheerful and cheerful raccoon.

My dear wife, happy birthday. My beloved, I wish that neither age nor nature will make you a grumpy and grumbling wife, I wish that you will always remain a lovely housewife, like Cinderella, and a magnificent woman, so that any face from the cover of a magazine can envy you.

My dear wifey, happy birthday to you. I wish that your appetizing forms remain impeccable, that your eyes always glow with happiness and joy, that you will always be the queen of my life and a faithful talisman of my good luck. I love you and love you dearly!

My beloved vixen, my gold and an extraordinary person, I congratulate you on your birthday. I wish you to always remain the same: now as a cold shower, now as a bright sun, now as a sultry wind, now as a violent hurricane, now as a colorful rainbow, now as a puffy cloud. In any condition and in any situation, I will always love you deeply. Be happy, my wife, and be successful in both small matters and great things.

Happy birthday, my beloved witch, my bright star, my beloved queen and crazy empress. I wish you to be adored and dazzling, excellent and beautiful, luxurious and romantic, amazing and sophisticated. I love you and will always do everything to make you happy as my minx.

My only wonder of the world, happy birthday to you. Wifey, I wish you romances of love and an original song of happiness, a folding rap of success and the unstoppable rock of passion, a hymn of good luck and ditties of joy, a chanson of coolness and a lullaby to pacify the soul.

I wish you a happy birthday, dear wife! I wish you patience and good luck in our life together. I remember how you glowed with happiness at the wedding and how we counted envelopes with money drawn on them together. In everyday life, you and I live in perfect harmony and never stop at what we have achieved. I will never forget the scene from my memory of how you dressed up for 3 hours to take a bag of garbage into the garbage chute, it was funny and cute. You are so clean, I even remember how you got an electric shock when you washed soap sockets. Overall, I wish you all the best!