Funny Merry Christmas greetings

Merry Christmas! I wish you not to get sick or mope, I wish you to accept only money and joy at your own expense, I wish you not to quarrel with your good Angel and to always sincerely believe in magic. Merry Christmas and a long, beautiful, rich, luxurious, fun life!

Merry Christmas! Let only good thoughts be born in your head, let big plans be born in your life, let only bright feelings be born in your heart, let emotions of happiness be born in your soul. I wish you angelic patience, tireless inspiration, enchanting love. And let everyone’s hope die last, and let yours live and live!

Congratulations on the Nativity of Christ and I want to wish from the bottom of my heart that it will always be like this: the stomach is full, the pockets are full of wealth, the head is full of bright ideas, the soul is drunk with happiness, and the heart is set on the course of love and good luck!

Happy Merry Christmas. I wish you a wonderful, interesting, cheerful fairy tale of life, like Gogol’s about Christmas, I wish you never hang out with the devil, never end up in a bag, never stay at a loss and enjoy every day.

I don’t wish you to be a sweet angel, because they will take advantage of this, I wish you to always remain yourself - a strong and brave person who will always be able to find a fun adventure for your ass. May a genius, a smart girl and a professional be born anew in you every day. Merry Christmas! I wish you not to get sick and enjoy life.

Merry Christmas! I wish you caviar on your crust, a head to your ears from happiness, angel wings behind your back, ruffled feathers from love. May the Lord deliver you from lousy days and give you days of bliss and awesomeness.

I congratulate you on the Nativity of Christ and I wish from the bottom of my heart that the table is bursting with goodies and delicacies, that people dear to the heart gather around this table, that there is money lying around in a house where you don’t rush, that happiness is sticky and sticky, and that it can’t come from you anywhere escape!

Merry Christmas! I wish the frosts were only on the street, and not in families. I wish you a cheerful life, joy. I wish you not to get sick, not to grow old, but only to grow younger.

I wish you a merry Christmas commotion, abundant feasts, moderate libations and carols without injuries or incidents. May your homes always be hospitable, your refrigerators stocked, your guests happy and well-fed. Let money, luck and success fall like a snowball on your head and swirl in an avalanche of prosperity. Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas. May your tummy always be full and your face happy. I wish you to light up and rock out, have fun and drive along the luck that comes your way. I also wish to click on any problem like the Nutcracker and enjoy the intoxicating happiness of life.

Let everything planned be accomplished and the holy saints be on your side! I wish you a wonderful Christmas atmosphere in your home and the care of those closest to you that warms your heart. May there be a lot of love, inspiration, hope in God and faith in yourself, Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas. I wish to be not an imp at all, but a sweet angel in the flesh, I wish to do good and perform only miracles, I wish to flutter high in the clouds of love and dream beautifully, and, of course, take care of my angel wings.

Congratulations on Christmas and I want to wish that life is a honey carrot, that there is no stick, that all roads lead to happiness and success, that there are no obstacles along the way. I wish you to catch funny snowflakes and fly towards your dreams on a fast sleigh down a hill.

May the wonderful and magical holiday of Christmas bring you a great mood, a full stomach, bright ideas in your head, and peace and prosperity in your soul! Allow yourself to relax on this day and enjoy the moment of celebrating the birth of the Lord!

Merry Christmas! I wish you health, happiness, love and mutual understanding with your family and friends. I wish everyone, after such a long fast, to relax both in soul and body. Take care of your health, because there is no second chance!

I wish you today to give birth to interesting ideas, find use for your genius abilities and see opportunities where others see problems. After all, today's holiday is proof that no matter where you were born, you have a million opportunities to make your life the way you want. Believe in yourself, don’t be afraid of anything and go towards your goal no matter what! Be stronger than all adversity and troubles! And may the one in whom you believe help you! Merry Christmas!

Let the Christmas fairy tale come to your home and illuminate it with goodness, warmth and light. Now it’s time for another reason to get everyone together and make salads and prepare snacks again. Therefore, on this magical holiday I wish you excellent appetite, excellent digestion, wonderful mood and faith in miracles. After all, they certainly happen.

Merry Christmas! I wish you to celebrate this bright holiday in excellent company, but be sure to wake up at home in the morning. Drink glasses and glasses to the bottom, but without emptying your soul. Let your health be heroic, because there are still so many toasts ahead. I wish you strength in your family, pure consciousness for you, so that you can always remember where and with whom the holidays were spent. May your pockets not be emptied, but only filled, and no matter what devils fly this night, may they not lead you astray from the righteous path.

Merry Christmas! Let the toddler angel bring a load of gifts to your home. A bag with happiness and health, success, joy, love. May the birth of Christ bring peace and happiness to your home. And if you meet demons along the way, then always tell them “Yes, my love, I have already washed the dishes” or “Yes, boss, I have already finished the annual report.” Don’t get lost in the face of difficulties, don’t be afraid of new challenges that life throws at us every day. May faith in God protect you, my angel, help you overcome difficulties and promote fruitful work. Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas! Let the table be rich in treats, let the guests be cheerful and lively, and let the neighbors be tolerant and understanding. Lively dancing, loud songs, fireworks and intriguing gifts!

Merry Christmas! Let the festive table be bursting with treats, the house filled with a large number of people, and the mouth bursting with laughter, joy and good mood.

On Christmas, I wish you not to freeze, not to frighten away your luck and to enjoy miracles! Let the guests be long-awaited, well-fed, satisfied, and let no one be left unattended! I wish to charm everyone and avoid any offense!

Merry Christmas. May God guide you where you need to go, may life exclude mental disorders and descent from orbit. I wish you a fantastic Christmas with sweet hugs and wishes, with your beloved relatives and friends. And may only happiness, happiness, happiness await you ahead!

Congratulations on Christmas and I want to wish you not to behave like a piggy and not to be a jerk in life, dashingly shut up all evil tongues, not pay attention to losers and fools. May the angel with you not become gray, may this bright holiday give you the light of a wonderful miracle.

Happy Merry Christmas. Let your pockets always be full of money, your children be happy, and good luck accompany you throughout your life. I wish this holiday to fill the soul of every person with warmth and vital energy.

Merry Christmas. May this day bring you light, warmth and goodness. May your stomach be full of happiness, your pockets filled with gold, and your head be intoxicated with stellar thoughts and ideas. happiness and prosperity to you!

May the Almighty fill your glass of faith to the brim so that you can drink it with the knowledge that everything will be fine. On the Nativity of Christ, may the best thoughts, brightest desires, kind and generous words be born in your head.

So that the devil doesn’t steal the clear month, and Solokha doesn’t do anything wrong, smile quickly and become the hero of your own Christmas fairy tale! Congratulations on this wonderful holiday and I wish you to be an angel in the flesh. I wish that life does not fray your wings and nerves. I wish that your destiny constantly pushes you into the snowdrifts of happiness and love!

Let the frosts freeze all your problems forever, so that the cold and tired ones are left behind. And I wish you to plunge into the Christmas hole without sorrow and fear and not freeze, but be recharged with energy and strength. Congratulations!

May Christmas night drive away evil forces, may the evil storm subside, may it take away sorrows, may an angel’s wing protect you with light. We wish everyone to live without troubles for many years of joy!

Merry Christmas! Be a sweet angel, a cute good girl, in your soul a cheerful child who believes in miracles, and in life a cute little bunny in a fur coat and with cabbage. I wish life to be incredibly interesting, like Kevin, who was left alone at home for Christmas.

Happy Merry Christmas. Let your health and life in general not be crappy, let good luck and luck be with you every day, let it not be Red Bull that inspires you, but true love and inspiration.

May there be delicious food on the table on the Nativity of Christ, may the rubbish disappear from life, may you be lucky every day from this day forward, may your soul playfully jump and fly freely like a fairy-tale deer.

I congratulate you on the Nativity of Christ and wish with all my heart that your pockets are full of money, that your body is full of health, that you never have to fall face first into dirt or jellied meat, that your love and business pursuits have a successful crown.

Congratulations on the Nativity of Christ and on this great holiday I wish you abundant pleasure for the stomach, beautiful gifts for the eyes, pleasant words and compliments for the ears, fun and useful activities for the hands, great love and a good cardiogram for the heart. a wide and always open door for happiness.

I congratulate you on the Nativity of Christ and on this bright holiday I wish from the bottom of my heart that there will always be sturgeon and pork on the table, that there will be a lot of money in the house and eternal happiness will reign, that your head will always be clear and bright, and that your legs will always walk along the path of good luck and prosperity.

Congratulations on Christmas and I want to wish that life is a sweet candy with a lot of pleasant greetings, that heaven helps in everything, that the soul dreams beautifully, that there is love and hope in the heart, that dinner is always delicious and that clothes are elegant.