Funny birthday greetings to aunt

Happy birthday, aunty! I wish you such a life that at least in Tahiti, at least in Thailand, at least in a Mercedes, at least in a limousine, at least in a haute couture dress, at least in an astronaut suit, at least on the sea, at least on the ocean, at least a sandwich with caviar, at least meat with vegetables or fruits from the tropics, in general, my dear, may you always have the mood, a feeling of happiness, inspiration and the opportunity for all the desires of your heart!

Happy birthday to the coolest aunt in my life and to my wonderful aunt. I wish you, dear, to rush in a luxury car along the road of happiness and luck, make stops for a wonderful rest and joy of the soul, go around all the road signs and obstacles, catch the breath of the wind of luck and love. I wish you a lot of money, few worries and balance in harmony.

Dear aunt, happy birthday. I wish you that happiness in life flows like a high and lush fountain, that your perky character and amazing charisma will always allow you to enjoy this life, that your every day will be sweet like jam, that inspiration will awaken in your soul every time.

Dear aunt, happy birthday. May there be a lot of dough in your pockets, and a lot of joy and warmth in your soul, may you always rush through life, may your thoughts and actions always be in high flight.

Happy birthday to my golden aunt. I wish you all the brightest, colorful, kind, cool and awesome things. Never feel like a tired horse, may your life be tasty and sweet, I wish you health like a bull and clean air like the shores of Altai.

Happy birthday to the coolest aunt. I wish you a cheerful life in a suit, so that no misfortune overtakes you, I wish you to be daring and brave, like a proud lioness, to walk through life like a real queen, I also wish you money and luck, so that inspiration comes to you every day.

Dear aunt, on your birthday I would like to wish that every day your wallet gets fatter, your “I” asserts itself, your next dream will certainly come true. My dear, let not only coffee charge you with energy, let not only sport speed up your pulse.

Dear aunt, happy birthday to you. My dear, I wish you to swim in the ocean of success and happiness, like a nimble fish, I wish you never to back away from your aspirations and dreams, like a cancer, I wish you to be a star on the stage of your life and constantly light the fire of fun in your heart.

Happy birthday to my auntie. I wish you to be lively and playful, like a playful horse, cheerful and spontaneous, like a restless monkey, beautiful and graceful, like a proud panther, successful and tenacious, like a toothy shark.

And so, my dear aunt, I wish you a happy birthday! How much I received from you, both gifts and money, how much you secretly gave me and took me with you everywhere. It was funny to watch people's reactions when they mistook me for your son. I remember how we often played hide and seek together, when you drove and I hid in the park, you found me so quickly, but for some reason you were always angry that I didn’t hide well. And how I cooked delicious food for you, and it was so filling that you would eat a spoonful, and then give it all to the cats. It was always fun with you, Auntie, I want such good moments to never end. I wish you all the best!