Funny birthday greetings to an athlete

Happy birthday, athlete. I wish you to break records at the speed of light, I wish you not to ooh and ah, but to boldly and proudly go straight to your goal! And let them say that with age athletes become mattresses, I want you to refute this absurdity! Be an example of toughness, strength, endurance and invincibility. Conquer the heights of sports and girls' hearts!

I wish you pumped up biceps, well-developed triceps, an impressive trapezius and a positive charge for success. Let the piggy bank be replenished with medals. I wish you new titles, victories and regalia. Always strive for first place and don’t let pain, stress and fatigue be a hindrance to you. Happy birthday, athlete!