Funny birthday greetings to a colleague

Happy birthday to a cool professional and an ace in his field, a super colleague! I wish that all your efforts and diligence in your work are compensated by a large salary in your wallet, I wish you love as strong as whiskey and intoxicating happiness in life.

Colleague, on your birthday I wish that the horses die from work, but not you, that there is always enough bread with caviar, that there is always a satisfied smile on your face, that there is enough passion and intimacy in your personal life, that you are not upset by petty things bug people so that the mood is always super!

Colleague, happy birthday to you! I wish you stars from the sky, happiness in your soul and a million for small expenses! Let your favorite job fascinate you, and let your achievements take you to the skies! Joy to you, less nasty things, more sweets and a great mood!

Happy birthday, colleague! I wish you never to pull the cat by the tail and always confidently go to the heights of success, and I also wish you nerves like ropes and health like a rock. Let bright ideas come into your bright head, let great opportunities come into your luxurious life.

Happy birthday, dear colleague! May your income always squeeze your pockets, may fortune smile in any business, I wish you not to know punctures and failures and to live forever in the excitement of a happy and beautiful life.

Congratulations, colleague! May your work take care of itself on your birthday, may you be incredibly lucky on this day, and may an extraordinary miracle happen. I wish you cabbage in your pocket, I wish you not to be a radish, not to turn red like a tomato, to give a damn about the opinions of ill-wishers and to always remain a great cucumber.

Dear colleague, happy birthday. Let the money go into your pocket, let things magically happen and lead to success, let life bring a sea of ​​positivity and sincere laughter, let love remain passionate over many years, and let any adventure be interesting and safe.

Colleague, congratulations on your birthday and I sincerely wish you to fly towards your goal like ball lightning, create impulses of success in your field of activity, live without stress, have high resistance to competitors, be content with every super day of steep ups and turns.

Happy birthday to a super person and a great colleague. Let your work be a breeze, let your life be pure luck, let the money drip into your pockets, and let your happiness be sincere, bright and without flaw.

Colleague, on your birthday I would like to wish you to earn millions without straining your arms and butt, without straining the convolutions of your brain and the muscles of your body to achieve incredible success. Let money multiply in your wallet, let the accordion play merrily in your heart.

Happy birthday to fellow pro. I wish you paper cabbage and a wonderful mood, great fun and skillful excuses, great luck and life’s fairy tales.

My dear comrade, my dear colleague, I congratulate you on your birthday. I wish you strength and enthusiasm, like a horse on a collective farm, respect and self-confidence, like a chairman, I wish you fruitful workdays, an exciting and fun holiday, kind and loyal friends and a cold beer on weekends.

Happy birthday to you, colleague. I wish throughout my life to be contented, like an elephant after a bath, to be happy, like a sloth during sleep, to be dangerous for enemies, like a saber-toothed tiger, to be cheerful and cheerful, like a platypus. I wish you a happy wind in life and the hot lava of the volcano of love.

Happy birthday to my colleague today. I wish you work without much labor and sweat, high salaries in large denominations and activity without worries, I wish you to be wise in life, no worse than Nietzsche and Kant, so that a talented and kind musician will sing and play a song of joy for you.

Happy birthday to my dear colleague. I wish you untold wealth, love like in a fairy tale, unearthly happiness and excellent health. I wish that no one will ever put a spoke in your wheels, I wish you to be a respected and revered person like the Pope.

Colleague, on your birthday I wish that you always have enough for caviar, that your heart sings without ceasing and that your soul bursts with high notes of happiness. I wish you luck like Pinocchio, I wish you to dream about the secret, like Malvina, and keep eternal love, like Pierrot.

Let’s start this message with the fact that I was a redneck and didn’t chip in for a gift for you and my boss forced me to write you a congratulation myself. Congratulations on your birthday, because this is a small victory that brings you closer to retirement, in which you won’t have to work with idiots like me. Here. During our entire period of hard labor, you showed the best qualities, which proves what a great colleague you are. You always shared snacks with me, shot cigarettes and gave me toilet paper in difficult times. I wish you to save a ton of money and live comfortably in retirement, surrounded by grandchildren and a loving wife. Happy birthday!