Funny birthday greetings to grandmother from grandson/granddaughter

My grandmother, I congratulate you on your birthday, with another year of wisdom and a happy life. I wish for you that your soul joyfully sings the songs of Kadysheva and Pugacheva, and that your body merrily rushes to dance, so that, grandma, you will be for many more years. Remain different for everyone: for some, bake delicious pies, for others, be a woman of mystery, and for others, be a pitchfork in the ass.

Little grandma, happy birthday to you, dear. I wish you never become a grumpy old woman, but always remain the kindest, cheerful, mischievous and restless granny. You are a madame of elegance and sophistication, you are a person of warmth and beauty, and always remain so. And may there always be a holiday in your yard.

Grandma, happy birthday to you. I wish you cabbage and thick greenery not only in the garden, but also in your wallet, I wish you to be a juicy carrot, a cheerful tomato with a hitch, new potatoes, raspberries and a blooming apple tree!

Happy birthday, grandma. I wish you less washing and ironing, less cleaning and despondency, I wish you more joy and fun, more pleasant chores and holidays of the soul. Granny, I wish you to be active and cheerful, like an electric broom, fast and dashing, like a motor boat. Bloom with the color of happiness and sing songs of love!

Grandma-lapula, I congratulate you on your birthday. I wish you to always remain young in your soul with zest and zest, I wish that your legs are still eager to dance, that your heart sings, and that your soul blooms, that your beauty is eternal. Grandmother, I wish you impenetrable health and long-lasting happiness.

Grandma-native, I congratulate you on your birthday. I wish you to stop a galloping horse with ease and the same ardor, I wish you to remain a magnificent lady, a fair and beautiful queen in life, a perky and cheerful woman in your circles.

Grandma, happy birthday to you. I wish you to grumble less and smile more, not pay attention to the weather and always remain young, bake pies for our entire family crowd, water beautiful flowers in the flowerbed and be the best grandmother of our country, because you are both a craftswoman and a great craftsman.

My granny, I congratulate you on your birthday. I wish you not to get sick and to live another century, never to know people, to especially cherish the years of stormy youth and rich maturity. I wish you to flutter every day like a butterfly, to be sweet and kind like a ladybug.

Happy birthday, grandma. I wish you never to be a grumpy and grumpy grandmother, I wish you health, even to plow the whole field, I wish you rich and delicious pies, joyful songs of the soul and mood, even to dance.

Hello grandma, happy birthday to you. I have finally recovered from the food coma you put me into with your delicious and satisfying food. Thank you to those orderlies who dragged me to the hospital along with the pies that you gave me; subsequently, after your work, all the patients recovered from my work, and then finally recovered. I wish you long life, grandma, and that everyone appreciates the care you show to people, drug addicts, prostitutes and harmful saleswomen who don’t count your change well. The task of the younger generation is to take care of the old generation, because we all live entirely thanks to your work. Thank you for being a grandmother!