Funny birthday greetings to a friend

Dear friend, happy birthday to you! Accept from me my wishes for goodness and happiness, love and tenderness, prosperity and prosperity, health and joy, care and attention, energy and success, inspiration and creative growth, positivity and eternal beauty. May all your endeavors succeed, and may no obstacles lead you astray. Be happy, dear!

Even if you’ve aged a year, even if your figure isn’t the same, the main thing is that your soul sings all the time, and your bottom doesn’t sit still. I wish you a lot of gunpowder in your flask so that you can always set fire to the atmosphere and hearts of people. May the fire in your eyes, fire in your heart and passion in life never go out. Happy birthday, my aging, decrepit, but still beautiful and beloved friend!

My dear friend, today I want to wish you eternal buzz and drive from life. May your “prince” never turn out to be a pedal horse, may your carriage never turn into a pumpkin, may your happiness not be limited by time. My peach, I wish you to become juicier and plumper every day, tastier and more appetizing. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, girlfriend! I wish you an incendiary mood, whimsical hopes and desires, sublime flight, not only fantasies, but also personal ambitions. May your every day be something special and multifaceted, a little reckless and airy, just like you. Have an easy life, and enjoy it, conquer the peaks the way you know how. Be happy - this is the main thing and let everything be wonderful!

Happy birsday, my dear! May all your affairs go according to plan, and may your butt always be ready for fantastic adventures!

My dear friend, happy birthday to you. I wish that your nails don’t break, your hair doesn’t split, your tights don’t tear, your legs trudge along the road of happiness. Always be irresistible, even with chaos on your head and in a robe. I wish you to always remain loved, and also good luck and happiness in the square.

Girlfriend, happy birthday to you. I wish you to live a chocolate life in chocolate chocolate. I wish you to always find interesting adventures for your beautiful and restless butt. I wish you to always satisfy all the desires of the cheerful cockroaches in your head.

Congratulations, my unique friend, on your personal little holiday! I wish you indescribable beauty, inner intoxication, dizziness from happiness and a long green banknote path to prosperity and complete relaxation. May the new day be even cooler than the previous one, may the gentlemen be even more respectable, and may your dreams be even closer and more real. I love and appreciate you, beauty, in any form and condition. Happy birthday!

Dear friend, today you have aged one year, but it’s not a problem, because you are still the same gorgeous and beautiful girl, and this is much more important than any numbers! I wish you always remain such a happy beauty, forever be loved and desired, and also never experience financial problems! And let everything be in chocolate, because you deserve a sweet life!

Happy birthday, girlfriend! I wish you never, never become an old stick, I wish you never end up in a mental hospital, I wish you never feel like a punching bag - in the sense that life doesn’t kick you and fate doesn’t hit you. Girlfriend, I wish you the greatest happiness, more than the entire Universe, I wish you amazing love and a sea of ​​cool ideas in which you will realize your dreams and find your interest!

My dear, beloved and faithful friend, always shine like a star, smile radiantly and be charged with positivity! Let everything you have in mind come true! I wish that love reigns forever in your heart, that your wallet contains only large bills, and that your closet always contains a lot of fashionable outfits so that you remain the most chic and irresistible!

Dear friend, I wish you to always be such a gorgeous beauty, smile radiantly and remain a positive and sincere girl! May your life be luxurious and happy, because you deserve all the best, my queen!

My dear beauty, may your loved one carry you in his arms, may life bestow pleasant gifts on you, and may luck accompany you always and in everything! Be happy and fill your life with colorful events, amazing travels and desirable purchases!

Happy birthday, my dear club, oh, I mean, girlfriend! I wish you, my golden one, that you are not stolen by the gypsies, that you are valued and taken care of. Girlfriend, be a cheerful dragonfly, a restless fidget, a happy girl who lives in a big way!

Happy birthday, girlfriend! I wish you to be a sweet candy, a cheerful coquette. I want to fall in love with normal guys. I wish you not to get involved in unpleasant situations. I wish that wherever you place your butt, you feel soft and comfortable. I wish you to be loved until you lose your pulse and adored until your dying days. And your life will be long and happy. This I know for sure.

Friend of my harsh and happy days, my psychiatrist and my faithful adviser, I congratulate you, dear, on your birthday! I wish you kicks from fate to good and bright happiness, I wish you steep ups and enchanting successes from life, I wish you infectious laughter and an explosive mood from your friends, I wish you great inspiration and a desire to create from the love of your heart!

Happy birthday, my stick! Let the cockroaches in your head have fun to the fullest, let your parents see you as an exemplary good girl, let the guys, looking at you, feel delight and ecstasy, and only your friends know what a crazy girl you are. Stay like this always and don’t forget to turn on the happiness mode for every new day!

Your day has come! Apply mascara to your eyelashes, lipstick to your lips, and oil to your cheeks and start making wishes. And I wish you that you don’t have to pay for everything that happens in life, that karma instantly covers your enemies, that your fantasies come true as soon as possible, and that there is always exactly the person nearby whom you want to see at that moment. I wish you to have a great time today, receive many different gifts, and immediately give what is not the right size to your best friend. Happy birthday! From my very best friend.

Girlfriend, on your birthday I wish you to eat as much as you want, and not to get fat, to dream as much as you want, and not to crack your lip, to live a sweet life, and not to let anything stick together, to be incredibly happy and loved, but not to lose your head in what’s important. in fact.

Be confident in yourself, like a female praying mantis, flutter with the fair wind of luck through life, like a charming butterfly. Friend, I congratulate you on your birthday and want to wish you to eat deliciously and not get fat, dream beautifully and watch with your own eyes how all your dreams come true.

Even though you have become an old lady today, you are still my favorite friend. I wish you only strength and energy, so that together we can completely conquer this world with our beauty, find a lot of adventures in our “beautiful places” and prove to everyone that female friendship is not a myth, but a real gift. Happy birsday, my dear!

Happy birthday, my little girl! Be a super baby, a sweet conchette, a cheerful coquette, a fast racket, a ringing coin, a cheerful shrimp, a charged socket, a fragrant branch, a high mark and the brightest mega-cool star.

My dear, I wish you to “celebrate” from the bottom of my heart today. After all, not every day becomes a day when you can do anything. Remember, today the stars are located in the “rest and celebrate” constellation. So let everything you wish for today come true!

Friend of my harsh and happy days, my dear man, I congratulate you on your birthday! I wish to be a strawberry in cream or cheese in butter, a cheerful sardine in a sea of ​​possibilities or a free bird in the flight of ideas, an intelligent lady in high circles and a wonderful woman in my circle.

Happy birthday, my friend! I wish that noodles do not fall on your ears, that conscience does not fall on your brains. Be a cute good girl for your bunny, a formidable tigress in a cage with an enemy and a cheerful friend in our company. Best of luck to you and good luck for all occasions!

Happy hatching day, dear friend! I wish you wealth and money, as well as health. May your life be bright and successful, and may you be more cheerful every day. Positive people and immense happiness, so that others love and respect you. And so that everything I planned becomes a reality.

Girlfriend! I wish you that one fine day a prince in a snow-white BMW will appear in front of your window and arrange a real Arabian fairy tale for you, so that creative chaos will only be in your home, and not in your head, so that your beauty, like expensive wine, only becomes stronger over the years. better, and my soul was drunk with happiness, even without a glass of champagne! Happy birthday!

Girlfriend, I wish you not to sprinkle sand over the years on all the paths along which you will walk. Keep your enthusiasm, my old lady, for all the years. I wish you to be a tough nut to crack so that I never get tired of you. Love and congratulations!

Girlfriend, I wish you not to grow any further, to always remain a beauty, and let the special road services sprinkle sand on the roads, not you. Let wrinkles not spoil your face, but only add a little severity and intelligence. Congratulations, my old lady!

Now your birthday has come, I hasten to wish you, friend, that your wishes always coincide with your possibilities, that life around you is seething and compliments pour in from all sides. Always be on top!

Happy birthday, killer whale! Be a brave predator, a real smart girl, an undeniable beauty. My dear, I wish you an ocean of happiness where every day will be marked by a glorious hunt. And may there be only moldy cheese in your life, and cognac and wine that are old.

Beautiful, smart, cheerful, kind, sweet, charming - this is all about our birthday girl, my beloved friend. With all my heart I want to congratulate her on her birthday and wish her joy, happiness, flowers, smiles, bright impressions, fulfillment of desires, health, good mood. Always be loved, needed and desired!

Sweetie girl, beauty and coquette, happy birthday to you. My beloved friend, may everything in your life be at the highest level. Let the jaws of the male sex reach the ground from your beauty. Let your body and soul intoxicate with great happiness and love. Let dizzying success, delight and admiration await you at every step.

Happy birthday my friend! I wish you to be daring and wild, sweet and beautiful, wonderful and interesting, dreamy and amazing, tender and affectionate, snowy and wild, bold and wild, mysterious and radiant, with your own zest and quirk, in general, be the most unusual, versatile and amazing in this world.

Congratulations, my best friend! Let the years fly, we won’t care. There may be wrinkles in the corners of the eyes, but the powder flask is always full of gunpowder. I wish you to always remain as easy-going, always ready to tear your “pretty spot” off the sofa and rush towards adventure. May your adventures always be such that you have something to tell your grandchildren in old age. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, friend! I wish you to be a tart wine that will drive any guy crazy, to be a delicious beer, without which not a single evening of fun company is complete, to be sparkling champagne that fills everyone around with happiness, to be a unique pina colada, the taste of which can conquer any heart.

My sweet candy, dear friend, happy birthday to you! I wish to be tender, like curd mass, I wish to melt with love, like butter in the sun. My joy, flutter like a butterfly, pity like a bee, have fun like a dragonfly, jump to your goal like a grasshopper, remain confident and independent like a female praying mantis.

Friend, congratulations! Today is your day, which means everything is possible, take everything from it, without thinking that tomorrow you might be reminded of it. Eat cakes without worrying about your figure, rejoice at your reflection in the mirror, you are beautiful and charming!

Happy birthday, my beloved balabolka! I wish you to remain a laugher, a cheerful person, but in no case a grumbling stick. Sun, be my beauty and cool, sweet candy and delicious cookie. I wish you positivity, exclusivity and constant joy in your life.

Happy birthday, my brooch! I wish to be a tanned chocolate bar, a sweet candy, a sexy peach and some other fruit. Be playful, like a mountain goat, let your eyes shine with happiness, I wish you to be chic throughout your life, love, dream and avoid bad people.

My dear friend, I congratulate you on your birthday! I wish that the mascara on your eyelashes is dissolved only by tears of joy, that your beloved man eats lipstick in a fit of passion, that there are no mental disorders and other nasty things in your life.

Happy birthday, my dear friend. I wish you never to suffer from nonsense and always be busy with interesting things, I wish you not to gain weight from delicious treats and cakes and always remain in great shape, I wish that your loved ones will blow away the specks of dust from you, always cherish and adore you.

My wonderful friend, happy birthday to you! I wish you to be with your loved one, a sweet couple of “Twix”, I wish you money in your pocket, I wish you such a salary that it would be enough for a yacht and a cottage, I wish that all evil tongues would not have any influence on your life and happiness, I wish you to always feel cool and yourself steep.

My dear friend! I wish you a happy birthday! I wish you a million pleasant little things - a car, a house and a yacht, a fur coat, fashionable dresses and chic heels. Let your hand and neck shine with gold, let your gentle smile sparkle, and let it all be filled with bliss. Let compliments fly through your windows, let you greet roses in the morning - and for absolutely no reason. Let love land like a white cloud and never let you go for a moment. Be happy and don’t dare to be modest - live richly and tastefully.

Dear friend, on your birthday I want to wish you a smile without caries, slimness without a retracted stomach, alluring beauty without a single flaw or catch. Let your every day be special: sometimes full of whims and fun, sometimes dedicated to quiet gatherings and your favorite movies, sometimes carrying a storm of happy emotions and passionate feelings of love.

Happy birthday to you, friend. I would like to wish you a faithful and loving man, high-quality and decent work, an entertaining and relaxing holiday, an unrealistically cool mood and passionately ardent love.

My dear friend, I wish you a happy birthday. I wish you to be strong and strong like a coconut, tender and sweet like a peach, sexy and exciting like a strawberry, exotic and unique like pitahaya, juicy and rich like a watermelon, graceful and extraordinary like a pear.

My friend, happy birthday! I wish that you always have time for me. So that every cell of your body radiates positivity. So that the darling loves you to death, appreciates you like a jewel and carries you in your arms like a princess. Be happy, my beautiful girl!

I wish you magical cakes that don’t make you fat. A magic credit card that never runs out. A magical prince not only on horseback, but also with his own castle. Let the mother-in-law live far away, the boss constantly disappear at meetings, and envious people themselves get confused in their own machinations. Happy birsday, my dear!

Dear friend, on your birthday I wish you to have a blast! Let the whole district know that the Queen of the Street has a holiday today! Let the envious people become jealous and die of anger! Let the one who did not appreciate you bite your elbows now! Have fun, beauty, so that this day leaves a bright mark on your life!