Funny birthday greetings to a friend

Dear friend, happy birthday to you! Accept from me my wishes for goodness and happiness, love and tenderness, prosperity and prosperity, health and joy, care and attention, energy and success, inspiration and creative growth, positivity and eternal beauty. May all your endeavors succeed, and may no obstacles lead you astray. Be happy, dear!

Even if you’ve aged a year, even if your figure isn’t the same, the main thing is that your soul sings all the time, and your bottom doesn’t sit still. I wish you a lot of gunpowder in your flask so that you can always set fire to the atmosphere and hearts of people. May the fire in your eyes, fire in your heart and passion in life never go out. Happy birthday, my aging, decrepit, but still beautiful and beloved friend!

My dear friend, today I want to wish you eternal buzz and drive from life. May your “prince” never turn out to be a pedal horse, may your carriage never turn into a pumpkin, may your happiness not be limited by time. My peach, I wish you to become juicier and plumper every day, tastier and more appetizing. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, girlfriend! I wish you an incendiary mood, whimsical hopes and desires, sublime flight, not only fantasies, but also personal ambitions. May your every day be something special and multifaceted, a little reckless and airy, just like you. Have an easy life, and enjoy it, conquer the peaks the way you know how. Be happy - this is the main thing and let everything be wonderful!

Happy birsday, my dear! May all your affairs go according to plan, and may your butt always be ready for fantastic adventures!

My dear friend, happy birthday to you. I wish that your nails don’t break, your hair doesn’t split, your tights don’t tear, your legs trudge along the road of happiness. Always be irresistible, even with chaos on your head and in a robe. I wish you to always remain loved, and also good luck and happiness in the square.

Girlfriend, happy birthday to you. I wish you to live a chocolate life in chocolate chocolate. I wish you to always find interesting adventures for your beautiful and restless butt. I wish you to always satisfy all the desires of the cheerful cockroaches in your head.

Congratulations, my unique friend, on your personal little holiday! I wish you indescribable beauty, inner intoxication, dizziness from happiness and a long green banknote path to prosperity and complete relaxation. May the new day be even cooler than the previous one, may the gentlemen be even more respectable, and may your dreams be even closer and more real. I love and appreciate you, beauty, in any form and condition. Happy birthday!

Dear friend, today you have aged one year, but it’s not a problem, because you are still the same gorgeous and beautiful girl, and this is much more important than any numbers! I wish you always remain such a happy beauty, forever be loved and desired, and also never experience financial problems! And let everything be in chocolate, because you deserve a sweet life!

Happy birthday, girlfriend! I wish you never, never become an old stick, I wish you never end up in a mental hospital, I wish you never feel like a punching bag - in the sense that life doesn’t kick you and fate doesn’t hit you. Girlfriend, I wish you the greatest happiness, more than the entire Universe, I wish you amazing love and a sea of ​​cool ideas in which you will realize your dreams and find your interest!

My dear, beloved and faithful friend, always shine like a star, smile radiantly and be charged with positivity! Let everything you have in mind come true! I wish that love reigns forever in your heart, that your wallet contains only large bills, and that your closet always contains a lot of fashionable outfits so that you remain the most chic and irresistible!

Dear friend, I wish you to always be such a gorgeous beauty, smile radiantly and remain a positive and sincere girl! May your life be luxurious and happy, because you deserve all the best, my queen!

My dear beauty, may your loved one carry you in his arms, may life bestow pleasant gifts on you, and may luck accompany you always and in everything! Be happy and fill your life with colorful events, amazing travels and desirable purchases!

Happy birthday, my dear club, oh, I mean, girlfriend! I wish you, my golden one, that you are not stolen by the gypsies, that you are valued and taken care of. Girlfriend, be a cheerful dragonfly, a restless fidget, a happy girl who lives in a big way!

Happy birthday, girlfriend! I wish you to be a sweet candy, a cheerful coquette. I want to fall in love with normal guys. I wish you not to get involved in unpleasant situations. I wish that wherever you place your butt, you feel soft and comfortable. I wish you to be loved until you lose your pulse and adored until your dying days. And your life will be long and happy. This I know for sure.