Funny birthday greetings for a man

I wish to be a real conqueror in life: with kindness and intelligence to win the favor of people and fate, to win over my soul mate forever! Everything will work out, you just have to try. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, man! I wish you to always remain strong, lively, cheerful, confident, brave and cool, like a lion among animals, like an eagle in the sky, like a cornflower in an open field, like a basil in a garden bed. Let every day be lucky, let happiness and luck come not at retail, but wholesale!

Happy birthday, cool man! I wish you to feel like a real kid in life, to have fun every day and not to stress without unnecessary reason, and let you, in principle, not have such reasons. In general, let there be a lot of banknotes in your wallet, let cute beauties surround you, let “Success” be your middle name, let everything always be on your mind!

On your birthday, it is customary to wish all the best, for example, money, health, like a hero, smile without stopping, glow with happiness, like a New Year's garland. But I won’t wish this on you. I will wish your wishes to come true, and you will decide for yourself what you want. Although, I wish you sadness and tears, grief and despair, pain and suffering... so that you don’t know anything like that.

You are not gray-haired, but brutal. You don’t have a beer belly, but accumulated experience and knowledge that didn’t fit into your head. And what will fall out of you will not be sand, but gunpowder, which is still in your flasks. Look for the positive in everything. And today is not another day on which old age creeps up on you, but another milestone that you have achieved with dignity and become one step closer to your intended goals, cherished desires and everything interesting that still awaits you ahead. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, charming man, cool little guy and just a super person! I wish you great success in life, wherever you may be, may it be good and rosy everywhere. Big ones for you that you can count for years and never count, this is of course a fairy tale, but I wish to at least have such a plan and bring it to life. Good health to you, so that the years don’t cripple you, don’t knock down your impulses and goals, always achieve sharp turns and you will become an even cooler person.

You are a good person, but at times you are a bad guy. Give you more brains so that all the stupidity disappears. We love you very much and therefore wish that you will soon have a personal psychiatrist with whom it is very fun to go through sad life! And it would also be cool if an elixir appeared, well, one that promises eternal life. We would give you some drink and you would remain so beautiful for centuries.

Happy birthday and wish with all my heart I want to be a cool and cheerful man for my friends, a sweet and rich pie for my beloved, a nice and cheerful darling, so that I always keep luck at my fingertips.

Happy birthday to a cool, brave, strong, handsome and charming man! He could be the envy of both Antonio Banderas in his youth and Jean-Claude Van Damme. I wish you to always remain in excellent body shape and cheerful spirit, I wish you to splash around in life on the waves of happiness, good luck, love and luck.

We wish you great achievements on your birthday: a car of the latest model, a salary with many zeros, a beauty queen next to you, and on good terms with your bosses. Never be discouraged and win in everything!

Happy birthday, handsome man, cool alpha male! I wish to always be the first in my life, to constantly be drunk, but not from alcohol, but from wonderful happiness and sweet love. Let the road of life be cheerful and kind, like the Bremen musicians, let every day bring unbridled fun and amusing luck into your life.

Happy birthday to a real man and a brave hero. I wish you to always catch luck and luck on the hook, to be the favorite of fortune. I wish you to bask in female attention, remain an impeccable superman and always get an unrealistic thrill from life.

Happy birthday, true superman! May you always have enough time and energy for heroic deeds, may there be more than enough money in life for everything you need, may Lady Luck be present in love affairs, any activity and in all events.

Happy Birthday man! Let the gun not fire blanks, let your health be like strong rum, let your arms hug the waist of your beloved woman and never let go of your luck. Let the storms of passion and emotions in life not subside, and let the locomotive of fate carry you to success and crazy happiness.

Happy birthday, man. May women lose their heads, and may other men silently envy, may luck always be on your side, and may success never leave you. I wish to be the Pechorin of our time, I wish to remain strong and healthy, cheerful and cheerful, brave and strong, dexterous and smart, handsome and decisive, tough and invincible man!

Happy birthday. I wish to be mega-cool and super-popular. Be a man to whom moneymakers cling, who is adored by the female sex, who doesn’t care about the machinations of competitors, who always feels like the king of the whole planet.

Happy birthday to the dream of every woman, a strong man and a passionate tempter, a weak man and a wonderful seducer. I wish you to be a cool man in life, to ride along the road with the wind, to fly towards your goals and dreams, to be happy and loved here and there.

Dear you are our irresistible man! Happy Birthday to You! We wish you more female attention, male charm, intense passions and to be younger and younger every year!

Happy birthday, strong Hercules, invincible and irresistible Apollo. I wish you sweet moments of ecstasy, a bright extravaganza of happiness and crazy fun in life, easy money and dust-free work in your activities, inevitable luck and the absence of petty people on your path.

Congratulating a man on his birthday, we wish him a sea of ​​bliss and contentment! May you, like dumplings in butter and sour cream, be happy, needed and calm! Healthy as a thousand heroes, rich in soul and did not need money. Handsome, in demand, smiling and strong in any undertaking or thought. Happiness and pleasure!

Happy birthday, a man of steel and a charmer, a good fellow and a charming handsome man! I wish you, my dear, complete financial prosperity in your life, intimacy, courage, luck and happiness. I wish you to climb to success along the tree of life, avoiding branches and not listening to any woodpeckers.

Happy birthday, great man. I wish that goals are achieved quickly, quickly, that you show yourself in bed for a long, long time, that you can cope with any task easily, that in life everything will be in chocolate with 100 grams of delicious and aged cognac.

I congratulate an excellent man on his birthday. I wish you a happy sparkle in your eyes, great strength in your hands, real dignity in your pants, great wealth in your personal accounts, no noodles in your ears and a bright world of fantasy in your dreams.

Happy birthday, cool guy. I wish to be a brave cowboy in my life, ride a gallant horse across the expanses of success and luck, defeat any enemy outright and light a fire in the eyes of the lady of my heart.

Happy Birthday man. May beauties melt in your arms, may caviar spread abundantly on your sandwiches, may your pocket never be empty, may your vast expanses of life be full of pleasures and cool ideas.

Happy birthday to you tough guy and impeccable handsome man. I wish that your manhood never fails, that female society always loves you, that your mood is cool, that your muse gives you inspiration.

Gorgeous man, you are cooler than James Bond, happy birthday to you. I wish you complete missions, dexterity and humor like Jackie Chan, charm and beauty like Alain Delon, cheerful mood like Jim Carrey, charm and charisma like Antonio Banderas.

Happy birthday to this handsome man, the king of my life. I wish for a throne that is soft for the priest, delicious food on the table, cozy royal chambers, a magnificent queen nearby, faithful and brave decrees, chests full of royal robes and wealth.

Happy birthday to the picture man. Let everything in life be great, let women never take their eyes off you, let Casanova himself envy you, I wish you to sparkle in life like the most expensive diamond.

Happy birthday, handsome man. You are not Chuck Norris or Van Damme, not Bruce Willis and not Sylvester Stallone, you are a hundred times cooler, braver and stronger, more beautiful, smarter and healthier. Be a passionate Vesuvius, an unconquerable Everest, a raging ocean of happiness and a desert scorching with love.

Happy birthday to the man who is a fantasy, a dream and a fairy tale. I wish that your life, no matter how you look at it, shines from all sides with reflections of happiness, wealth, success and good luck. May you meet many busty and slender divas on your way, may your destiny decree eternal bliss and heavenly pleasures for you.

Happy Birthday man! To be happy, you need a bag of money, friends, colleagues, and a beautiful wife. So let Mother Fate not pass you by and give you everything you passionately desire. To fulfill your wishes, hurray!

Happy birthday to the handsome man, alpha male and super mega strongman! I wish you to have confident courage, like the most reckless hero in a horror film, I wish you to remain cheerful and cheerful, like an actor in a wild comedy, I wish you to always be loved and adored, like the magnificent Casanova.

Happy Birthday man. I wish you to be fast and dexterous in business, like Zipper, I wish you never screw up in bed, be the first in everything and enjoy a great life. May you have a strong and persistent character, I wish you to go ahead towards your goals, like a tractor.

A real man, no movie hero can compare with him, celebrates his birthday today. Congratulations, handsome! I wish that women would gasp at your beauty and courage, that men would envy your courage and strength, that children would love your cheerful and mischievous character, that you would have overflowing financial resources, happiness and luck through the roof.

Happy birthday to an excellent man. I wish you to be a sweet and tasty morsel for women, I wish you never be left with a donut hole, I wish you to always be a man with a confident core and great dignity, I wish you six packs on your abs and bright thoughts in your head.

Happy birthday to a man of excellent behavior and decent behavior. Let the gun not fire blanks, let any path be true, let your hands remain golden, you are cooler than Van Damme, and don’t forget about it.

Happy birthday to Die Hard. I wish you to always be cooler than some bald Bruce Willis, I wish you huge victories on your account, I wish you, without any doubt, to remain a true sex symbol and a true example of male beauty and dignity.

You always gather us around you, it’s rare to meet such active and emotional people, and sometimes you want to sell you to the gypsies! But we understand perfectly well that then there will be no one to spend such a cool and fun time with, thank you for giving these emotions, always be so mischievous, happy birthday!

My deepest condolences man, because it’s like moments ago you were watching spongebob on TNT, and now it’s your birthday and you’re getting older over and over again in the hope that you won’t become bald by the time you’re 30. Now all the achievements of your youth are closed to you, when you could walk carefree, wandering from side to side, waiting for your mother to call you. No one will leave you sweets anymore and you will have to give them to your children, otherwise all your relatives and your wife will look at you with contempt. I wish you to always remain young and perky in your soul and fulfill all your childhood dreams, don’t be like your father and don’t sit in the toilet so often, remember everyone also wants to go when they need to. All the best to you man!