Funny birthday greetings for a man

I wish to be a real conqueror in life: with kindness and intelligence to win the favor of people and fate, to win over my soul mate forever! Everything will work out, you just have to try. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, man! I wish you to always remain strong, lively, cheerful, confident, brave and cool, like a lion among animals, like an eagle in the sky, like a cornflower in an open field, like a basil in a garden bed. Let every day be lucky, let happiness and luck come not at retail, but wholesale!

Happy birthday, cool man! I wish you to feel like a real kid in life, to have fun every day and not to stress without unnecessary reason, and let you, in principle, not have such reasons. In general, let there be a lot of banknotes in your wallet, let cute beauties surround you, let “Success” be your middle name, let everything always be on your mind!

On your birthday, it is customary to wish all the best, for example, money, health, like a hero, smile without stopping, glow with happiness, like a New Year's garland. But I won’t wish this on you. I will wish your wishes to come true, and you will decide for yourself what you want. Although, I wish you sadness and tears, grief and despair, pain and suffering... so that you don’t know anything like that.

You are not gray-haired, but brutal. You don’t have a beer belly, but accumulated experience and knowledge that didn’t fit into your head. And what will fall out of you will not be sand, but gunpowder, which is still in your flasks. Look for the positive in everything. And today is not another day on which old age creeps up on you, but another milestone that you have achieved with dignity and become one step closer to your intended goals, cherished desires and everything interesting that still awaits you ahead. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, charming man, cool little guy and just a super person! I wish you great success in life, wherever you may be, may it be good and rosy everywhere. Big ones for you that you can count for years and never count, this is of course a fairy tale, but I wish to at least have such a plan and bring it to life. Good health to you, so that the years don’t cripple you, don’t knock down your impulses and goals, always achieve sharp turns and you will become an even cooler person.

You are a good person, but at times you are a bad guy. Give you more brains so that all the stupidity disappears. We love you very much and therefore wish that you will soon have a personal psychiatrist with whom it is very fun to go through sad life! And it would also be cool if an elixir appeared, well, one that promises eternal life. We would give you some drink and you would remain so beautiful for centuries.

Happy birthday and wish with all my heart I want to be a cool and cheerful man for my friends, a sweet and rich pie for my beloved, a nice and cheerful darling, so that I always keep luck at my fingertips.

Happy birthday to a cool, brave, strong, handsome and charming man! He could be the envy of both Antonio Banderas in his youth and Jean-Claude Van Damme. I wish you to always remain in excellent body shape and cheerful spirit, I wish you to splash around in life on the waves of happiness, good luck, love and luck.

We wish you great achievements on your birthday: a car of the latest model, a salary with many zeros, a beauty queen next to you, and on good terms with your bosses. Never be discouraged and win in everything!

Happy birthday, handsome man, cool alpha male! I wish to always be the first in my life, to constantly be drunk, but not from alcohol, but from wonderful happiness and sweet love. Let the road of life be cheerful and kind, like the Bremen musicians, let every day bring unbridled fun and amusing luck into your life.

Happy birthday to a real man and a brave hero. I wish you to always catch luck and luck on the hook, to be the favorite of fortune. I wish you to bask in female attention, remain an impeccable superman and always get an unrealistic thrill from life.

Happy birthday, true superman! May you always have enough time and energy for heroic deeds, may there be more than enough money in life for everything you need, may Lady Luck be present in love affairs, any activity and in all events.

Happy Birthday man! Let the gun not fire blanks, let your health be like strong rum, let your arms hug the waist of your beloved woman and never let go of your luck. Let the storms of passion and emotions in life not subside, and let the locomotive of fate carry you to success and crazy happiness.

Happy birthday, man. May women lose their heads, and may other men silently envy, may luck always be on your side, and may success never leave you. I wish to be the Pechorin of our time, I wish to remain strong and healthy, cheerful and cheerful, brave and strong, dexterous and smart, handsome and decisive, tough and invincible man!