Funny birthday greetings to sister

Happy birthday, sister! I wish to lose my head only from love. I wish you not to allow anyone to hang noodles on your ears. I wish you not to roll your eyes or become hysterical. I wish you to hold your luck in your hands. I wish you to find only interesting adventures to suit your interests. I wish that the sand will not fall off you soon. I wish that this year of your life will take you on a cool journey through the expanses of dreams, great successes and unrealistically happy events!

Happy birthday to you, sister. I wish you to live like a sheikh in the Emirates; to dream like the princess from a fairy tale; so that there is a personal goldfish in life, and there is always a smile on your face at all 32.

Happy Birthday Sister! I wish to be a sweet jelly bean for your loved ones and a sour slice of lemon for nasty people. Let everything be tough for you, let any sadness be up to your butt.

Sister, you are slowly approaching old age and retirement! Let the sand not pour out of you onto your paths for many years to come, so that wrinkles do not cover your beautiful face, and you smile with a mouth that is not toothless, but snow-white. Congratulations!

Sister, beloved sister, I wish you a happy birthday. I wish you many cool creations, fewer deer on your life’s path, maximum satisfaction and minimum sorrow. I wish you to paint your life with inspiration and a dream, as if a child, having stained his hands with paints, draws in an album. Be cool, loved and important. And let only what you expect await you ahead, only millions of times better!

Sister, I wish you with all my heart that your life will be like a win-win lottery and that what you want most will be written on each ticket. Dream so that your head is spinning, love so that your heart beats like crazy, live so that a book is written about you. Happy birthday!

My beloved thorn, my laughing, faithful girlfriend and blood relative, I congratulate you on your birthday! Sister, may there be a worthy Mr. in your life who will fulfill all your whims, may your versatility allow you to be a sweet daisy girl, a beautiful charming rose, and a maddening sakura.

My beloved sister, I wish you a happy birthday! I wish that in your life, like a bright carousel, happiness always goes around in circles and never stops; so that life, like a roller coaster ride, is full of fun and bright emotions; so that luck follows on your heels, and you constantly push off from stable ground and, as if on a trampoline, each time reach your dream.

Happy birthday my sister. I wish you a cheerful and varied life, in which you will be either a passionate temptress, or a sexy seductress, or an evil genius, or a highly intellectual wise guy, or a narrow-minded girl, or an iron lady, or the most tender on the planet, or a kind charmer, but most importantly, never be a human poop.

Happy birthday, sister. Let your butt be a nut, and your head a box of bright ideas, let your waist be an aspen, and your chest outstanding, let your hands always have something to do - counting personal large bills, let fate always prepare cool and exciting days for your life!

My dear sister, I sincerely congratulate you on your birthday. I wish you the absence of “deer” in your life, the presence of money and chic, eternal enjoyment of luck and luck, unrealistic love and a crazy-happy mood.

Sister, happy birthday to you! Let the cockroaches not start a riot in your head, let your dreams come true in the count of “one, two, three”. I wish you to be a delicious herring Ivasi, and a rich bun with a twist, and a sweet caramel, not everyone’s cup of tea.

Dear sister, happy birthday! I wish your life to be full of chocolate, your lips to be covered in expensive lipstick, your stomach to be full of exclusive dishes, so that you will never be struck down by a cold. Be a sweet candy in a beautiful wrapper, and so that your enemies cannot reach you even with the help of a screwdriver.

Sister, I wish you a magic scale that shows your ideal weight, a magic mirror that reflects a beauty, and a magic wand that makes all your other little dreams come true. Let your nails never break, your friends never envy you, your health never fail, and the love of your life turn out to be charming and beautiful. Happy birsday, my dear!

Every year your birthday is less and less enjoyable, but we wish you to always find a hundred reasons for pride and joy in this holiday. May your wealth, number of friends and professionalism grow every year. Let the stock of optimism and creativity, the number of ideas and successful projects grow! Be! Live, create, breathe, in spite of time and enemies!

Dear sister, happy birthday. Let there be eternal peace in life, fun, good luck and good luck in business. I wish you to be juicy, appetizing, desirable, unique, mysterious, magnificent, inimitable, loved and irresistible.

Sisters, dear, Happy birthday! You are my clear sunshine, always be so bright. Keep your strength in your fist, achieve heights and maintain your health! May your heart always be warmed by the handsome prince (the main thing is that your husband doesn’t know later)! Always remain such a cheerful beauty with the soul of a child. Tsemych.

Sister, every year you get older, but better, like real wine. You are gaining experience and wisdom to share them with me, so as not to step on the same rake. Let only a white stripe await ahead.

Dear sister, congratulations on your birthday. Let there be peace and unreal luck in your life. I wish you to be a magnificent undine, and may you not meet a single beast on your way, may the world be magical and colorful, may your life be airy and light, like a marshmallow.

Sister, congratulations on your birthday! I wish that horses with princes crowded at your windows. So that the beauty will put the miracle of the mirror into a stupor. So that the fabulous miracles that happen in your life always amaze you with their amazingness and diversity. Good luck to you, dear, love and goldfish!

My dear sister! Happy Birthday! Let there be respect in your life, let love reign in your heart, let happiness often come into your home! I wish you good health and happy birthday!

Happy birthday, sis. I wish you a cool mood and a cool outfit for every day. Sister, may luck never escape from your crazy hands, may you always manage to be cheerful and on a positive note in life.

Happy Birthday Sister. I wish to be either an angel in the flesh, waving the wings of hope, or turn into a dangerous witch who will never allow herself to be offended and can conjure anything. Sister, let the snow-white smile from ear to ear, the happy look of your beady eyes and natural charm always remain the main attributes of your appearance.

Sister, happy birthday to you. I wish that the money in your wallet multiplies like flies, that your life allows you to wake up when you want, do what you like and not communicate with those you don’t like.

Happy birthday to you, sister. I would like to wish that loot bulges out of all your pockets, that you will be cooler and more powerful in life than any sorceress, easily eliminating all the sorrows of life and creating for yourself a wonderful world of miracles and happiness.

On this day, sisters are supposed to be congratulated and wished all the best. And I will not wish, I will not congratulate, I order that you have all this. And the sister’s task is not to disobey her family, friends and, I hope, loved ones.

Sister, don’t forget to invite your coolest friends and girlfriends to your birthday. Let the atmosphere be “through the roof.” Be the happiest. Let your life be like a fairy tale!

My dear sister, happy birthday to you. My joy, I wish you not only butter, but also caviar for your bread, I wish you sonorous songs, dancing until you drop, in general, a complete break during your vacation, I wish you to spend your strength and the mind of your bright little head only on important things, I wish you to always remain a happy girl and an irresistible diva.

My dear sister, I congratulate you on your jam day. I wish you to be the happiest and most beautiful mermaid in the sea, a free high-flying bird, the boiling and passionate lava of a volcano, a hardworking ant, a bright sun in the sky, a cheerful monkey in the jungle. Peace and goodness to you, dear.

My beloved sister, happy birthday to you, may every day be unique, I wish you a flame of love like a dragon of fire. Let there be protection from troubles like a turtle’s shell, I wish you delicious cutlets on the table, happiness and great success in life’s bus stations.

Dear Setrunya, happy birthday. Be cool and funny, the wildest and smartest girl, the most beloved and magnificent, let everyone around you go blind from your beauty. Be a passionate temptress in life, but never give in to dubious temptations.

Sister, I wish you a happy birthday. I wish you bright thoughts in your head and constant good luck on your tail, I wish you awesome outfits and a cool mood, I wish you a lot of money in your pocket and an unlimited number of opportunities, I wish you great happiness and an obligatory romantic in your life.

Happy birthday, sister. I wish you to be a mermaid in a sea of ​​activity, a beautiful pearl in the ocean of love, a goldfish in a pond of luck, a stormy stream in a waterfall of happiness. I wish you, dear, cool ideas and a purring mood.

My dear sister, I congratulate you on your birthday. In this life I wish to be for someone a sweet candy, for someone a hot thing, for someone an obstinate girl, for someone a gentle swallow, for someone a wild cat. But, most importantly, always remain the most loved, desired and dear.

Little sister, on your birthday may everything that happens be a sign of good luck, may the prince come galloping quickly, may a vacation turn up unexpectedly, and may fate smile.

Sister, on your birthday I want to sincerely wish you to be a princess, but instead of a pea, let there be a diamond, always remain a beauty, only instead of a monster, let there be a wonderful man, prove yourself to be a hardworking and cheerful Cinderella, just never lose your glass slippers and never waste yours time.

Happy Valentine's Day to my sister! I wish life to be sweet, bright, full of pleasures and joys. I wish that on this day you have one candle and seven cakes that will bring you a lot of pleasure. Be happy and healthy, like Carlson after a jar of jam!

Hello sister, happy birthday! Oh, I remember those times when I was shorter than you and you always painted me with your friends, and now you are the coolest one and a half that I have in my family. Well, short stature has its advantages, as they say: “a small dog before an old puppy.” You’re compact, you can dress in the children’s world, go everywhere with a child’s ticket, in general there are just a lot of advantages. I wish you all the best so that you can reach the greatest heights, such as reaching the top shelf of the refrigerator.

My dear sister! Congratulations on your birthday! I wish you to climb the mountains. Let the first meters along the rocks of luck seem easy to you. But the higher you go, the more difficult the climb. Relax in the cave of luck and rise higher to your dream peak. After all, the path to it is always not easy. Halfway there, fall on the rocks of courage, get scratched on the bushes of enthusiasm, and hit the rock of stubbornness. Do not lose hope. Forward to your dream. And when you are already at the very top, you will fall and, hitting the boulder of happiness, from a great height you will take a flight of love down.And tired, tattered, pricked and exhausted below, a young, handsome guy will catch you in his arms. And he will fall in love at first sight with a brave, unyielding and stubborn girl. And you too will fall in love with a strong, noble savior. Anyone who goes towards his dream will definitely meet his happiness at the end of the road. And it doesn’t matter whether you climb up or fall down. Much happiness to you!