Funny birthday greetings to sister

Happy birthday, sister! I wish to lose my head only from love. I wish you not to allow anyone to hang noodles on your ears. I wish you not to roll your eyes or become hysterical. I wish you to hold your luck in your hands. I wish you to find only interesting adventures to suit your interests. I wish that the sand will not fall off you soon. I wish that this year of your life will take you on a cool journey through the expanses of dreams, great successes and unrealistically happy events!

Happy birthday to you, sister. I wish you to live like a sheikh in the Emirates; to dream like the princess from a fairy tale; so that there is a personal goldfish in life, and there is always a smile on your face at all 32.

Happy Birthday Sister! I wish to be a sweet jelly bean for your loved ones and a sour slice of lemon for nasty people. Let everything be tough for you, let any sadness be up to your butt.

Sister, you are slowly approaching old age and retirement! Let the sand not pour out of you onto your paths for many years to come, so that wrinkles do not cover your beautiful face, and you smile with a mouth that is not toothless, but snow-white. Congratulations!

Sister, beloved sister, I wish you a happy birthday. I wish you many cool creations, fewer deer on your life’s path, maximum satisfaction and minimum sorrow. I wish you to paint your life with inspiration and a dream, as if a child, having stained his hands with paints, draws in an album. Be cool, loved and important. And let only what you expect await you ahead, only millions of times better!

Sister, I wish you with all my heart that your life will be like a win-win lottery and that what you want most will be written on each ticket. Dream so that your head is spinning, love so that your heart beats like crazy, live so that a book is written about you. Happy birthday!

My beloved thorn, my laughing, faithful girlfriend and blood relative, I congratulate you on your birthday! Sister, may there be a worthy Mr. in your life who will fulfill all your whims, may your versatility allow you to be a sweet daisy girl, a beautiful charming rose, and a maddening sakura.

My beloved sister, I wish you a happy birthday! I wish that in your life, like a bright carousel, happiness always goes around in circles and never stops; so that life, like a roller coaster ride, is full of fun and bright emotions; so that luck follows on your heels, and you constantly push off from stable ground and, as if on a trampoline, each time reach your dream.

Happy birthday my sister. I wish you a cheerful and varied life, in which you will be either a passionate temptress, or a sexy seductress, or an evil genius, or a highly intellectual wise guy, or a narrow-minded girl, or an iron lady, or the most tender on the planet, or a kind charmer, but most importantly, never be a human poop.

Happy birthday, sister. Let your butt be a nut, and your head a box of bright ideas, let your waist be an aspen, and your chest outstanding, let your hands always have something to do - counting personal large bills, let fate always prepare cool and exciting days for your life!

My dear sister, I sincerely congratulate you on your birthday. I wish you the absence of “deer” in your life, the presence of money and chic, eternal enjoyment of luck and luck, unrealistic love and a crazy-happy mood.

Sister, happy birthday to you! Let the cockroaches not start a riot in your head, let your dreams come true in the count of “one, two, three”. I wish you to be a delicious herring Ivasi, and a rich bun with a twist, and a sweet caramel, not everyone’s cup of tea.

Dear sister, happy birthday! I wish your life to be full of chocolate, your lips to be covered in expensive lipstick, your stomach to be full of exclusive dishes, so that you will never be struck down by a cold. Be a sweet candy in a beautiful wrapper, and so that your enemies cannot reach you even with the help of a screwdriver.

Sister, I wish you a magic scale that shows your ideal weight, a magic mirror that reflects a beauty, and a magic wand that makes all your other little dreams come true. Let your nails never break, your friends never envy you, your health never fail, and the love of your life turn out to be charming and beautiful. Happy birsday, my dear!

Every year your birthday is less and less enjoyable, but we wish you to always find a hundred reasons for pride and joy in this holiday. May your wealth, number of friends and professionalism grow every year. Let the stock of optimism and creativity, the number of ideas and successful projects grow! Be! Live, create, breathe, in spite of time and enemies!